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By shorty4 - 13/07/2012 14:36 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend, who is a fully-grown man, that making dinosaur noises in public is no longer acceptable. FML

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By SFra - 24/10/2012 01:19 - United States

Today, I went to the Natural History Museum with my boyfriend. While we were standing in front of real dinosaur bones, he told me he didn't believe in dinosaurs. FML

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Today, I had to explain to my 22-year-old boyfriend that mice do not grow up to be rats. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2014 17:51 - United States - Long Beach

Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a TV show about wildlife. The moment the narrator said the word "peacock", my boyfriend broke down into hysterical laughter. He laughed to the point of tears, and had to excuse himself. I'm dating a man-child. FML

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By kj1 - 17/02/2014 18:28 - United States - Draper

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 06:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML

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By SaggyBoy135 - 12/07/2011 12:19 - United States

Today, my dad thought it would be OK to make sound effects for everything he did, in a public park, with me tagging along behind. FML

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flashback.miss 28

Friday 13 July 2012 18:42

that's kind of adorable, actually. But was he being too loud that he was disrupting peace or maybe you're just a bit embarrassed?

DocBastard 38

Friday 13 July 2012 18:52

You sound really saur about this, and you may think he Rex your day. Dino it may be embarrassing, but if you steg with him, you may have some fun. This was a bit of a stretch...sorry.

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purpledrizzle 5

Saturday 14 July 2012 0:59

I find that adorable! OP, be glad that your boyfriend has a sense of humor.

GuitarzanNation 0

Saturday 14 July 2012 1:45

Interesting. He would be a rare breed indeed. I'm sure that if you attract enough attention, you would become "famous" and make the front page of the newspaper...

zuzupetalsYO 11

Saturday 14 July 2012 1:51

Dinosaur noises are the bomb. Lighten up you ole rip.

eccentrix 12

Saturday 14 July 2012 1:51

You didn't have to, it was your choice. Don't complain about things you choose to do.

tinysocks 11

Saturday 14 July 2012 2:14

And why not??

ZombieRockets 8

Saturday 14 July 2012 2:25

Why is this even on FML?! WHO MODERATED THIS INTO A YES!? In other news, FYL for having such an awesome boyfriend and YDI for thinking that this is embarassing! /eyeroll

gilliaga73 18

Saturday 14 July 2012 2:40

I swear to god, OP, if you (in Alberta) were anywhere near Drumheller (dinosaur fossil capital of Canada) while your boyfriend was making dinosaur noises and you told him to stop, then you are the biggest stick in the mud EVER!