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By shorty4 - 13/07/2012 14:36 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend, who is a fully-grown man, that making dinosaur noises in public is no longer acceptable. FML

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By SFra - 24/10/2012 01:19 - United States

Today, I went to the Natural History Museum with my boyfriend. While we were standing in front of real dinosaur bones, he told me he didn't believe in dinosaurs. FML

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By nycol - 17/02/2012 14:13 - Australia

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2012 14:50 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, I had to explain to my 22-year-old boyfriend that mice do not grow up to be rats. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I had to explain to my mother that it's inappropriate to hit on my boyfriend when his parents are over for dinner. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2014 17:51 - United States - Long Beach

Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a TV show about wildlife. The moment the narrator said the word "peacock", my boyfriend broke down into hysterical laughter. He laughed to the point of tears, and had to excuse himself. I'm dating a man-child. FML

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By kj1 - 17/02/2014 18:28 - United States - Draper

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 06:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML

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By SaggyBoy135 - 12/07/2011 12:19 - United States

Today, my dad thought it would be OK to make sound effects for everything he did, in a public park, with me tagging along behind. FML

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Friday 13 July 2012 18:42

that's kind of adorable, actually. But was he being too loud that he was disrupting peace or maybe you're just a bit embarrassed?

DocBastard 38

Friday 13 July 2012 18:52

You sound really saur about this, and you may think he Rex your day. Dino it may be embarrassing, but if you steg with him, you may have some fun. This was a bit of a stretch...sorry.

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wubbazugg 5

Friday 13 July 2012 21:41

There's nothing wrong this this. You're just an upright snot with no sense of fun.

lelo007 11

Friday 13 July 2012 21:51

This reminds me of the dad in "Step Brothers" telling the sons about wanting to be a dinosaur when he was younger, and his parents saying, "Damnit, Robert! You're 17! Stop acting like a dinosaur and scaring the neighborhood cats." I know, I know.. Not the exact quote, but still funny!

lambda_fml 40

Friday 13 July 2012 22:30

The right dinosaur at the right place can make all the difference :-)

misterbufford 1

Friday 13 July 2012 22:37

Why the hell not?

hateevryone 14

Friday 13 July 2012 22:39

I would hate to be with him in public.

DedaGrotesque187 0

Friday 13 July 2012 22:47

Your description says you're laid back and funny.. you fooled me!! ;)

DedaGrotesque187 0

Friday 13 July 2012 23:03

He should leave you OP. Your guy sounds fun and there are plenty of women out there who would love to have that. Me and my bf do some crazy shit in public. If people stare at us in a grocery store or parking lot, he gets up in my face and loudly yells at me to make the nosey ***** think I'm abused. It's embarrassing but it's ******* funny! lol lighten up! :)