By no she wasn't high - 02/12/2013 02:50 - United States - Garland

Today, I had to explain to my daughter that just because it says non-toxic on the crayons, it doesn't mean that you should eat them. She's 16. FML
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nuggetmonster 12

I guess you could say she's not the brightest crayon in the box.

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JocelynKaulitz 28

Keep calm and crayon.

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molleyla 7

Apparently they are toxic, since it damages your brain. You should have that talk with her when she was 3 before its too late now.

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zomgbies 17

You raised that intellectual wonder, your fault. lmao

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jeniaisling 6

You dropped her on her head before, eh?

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neo08061972 12

I have heard that the next generation is always get smarter. what you say, there is no hope at all

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AloysiusWeasley 15

In all fairness, I would understand the urge to try them if they were scented. I tried that in elementary school with a chocolate-scented one, but sadly they aren't flavored too. :( The paper-mache was pretty good though! :D

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blala2733 5

Your kid probably has pica!! An eating disorder in which she craves and eats things that aren't food

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DeadlyAmbition 4

she go to Sunday school?

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