By no she wasn't high - 02/12/2013 02:50 - United States - Garland

Today, I had to explain to my daughter that just because it says non-toxic on the crayons, it doesn't mean that you should eat them. She's 16. FML
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Same thing different taste

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nuggetmonster 12

I guess you could say she's not the brightest crayon in the box.

JocelynKaulitz 28

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Storm0305 2

Have you had her evaluated for a medical condition called Pica? It can cause people to crave things that aren't food.

Well she's not the brightest crayon in the box

you failed miserably at raising your daughter

TrinityNevada 11

I'm wondering if she's pregnant or has some sort of unbalance in her body. Ir she's craving really weird things that aren't food, I'd be worried enough to contact a nutritionist or a therapist. there's got to be something around for her. I myself ate chalk when I was pregnant because I had such a weird craving for it. I would buy a few boxes here and there at various stores so they wouldn't think I was eating it. It's embarrassing until you realize what'swrong. I surely hope your daughter either did that on a dare or that she has an imbalance. that would only be "good" because then you'd know what was wrong.

Funny story. About half the kids at my school don't know this yet, either. They're older than 16.

n00b4liciou5 10

Were you and your husband related before you were married?

Those do smell pretty good though. But after the first bite id think she would change her mind

myeviltwin 20

If you have to tell to a 16 year old (unless they are a special needs child) not to eat crayons you have failed at parenting. That is something that should have been covered when the child was very young along with other things like, don't stick a fork in an outlet, don't put your finger in a light socket, etc.