Intimacy: Today, I had to explain to my husband why saving the condom from...

By O_o - 09/02/2014 00:42 - United States - Simi Valley

Today, I had to explain to my husband why saving the condom from the first time we had sex is not romantic. FML

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By ... - 06/06/2011 07:44 - Australia

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that fist pumping during sex is not romantic. FML

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Wanker

By alicia - 20/12/2012 22:45 - Canada - Montreal

Today, I had to explain to my fiancé that having me watch him jerk off over a porno is not in fact considered foreplay. FML

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Some people just never learn

By WhatJustHappened - 09/10/2020 14:02 - United States

Today, as a millennial, I had to explain to a baby boomer why he needs to use condoms when having sex with his 25-year-old girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2011 16:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom for the last month. FML

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Cheapskate

By Anonymous - 02/09/2013 17:03 - United States - Gladewater

Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the reason he won't have sex with me is because "Condoms are too expensive." FML

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By WTF - 22/08/2012 22:22 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, my boyfriend confided to me that he has a used condom collection. When I reacted with disgust, he "reassured" me that he only keeps the ones he uses with me. FML

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Tiny Tim

By hmmmm - 13/08/2012 12:19 - Australia

Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2016 02:05 - United States

Today, I told my husband that when I get my birth control taken out later this year, I would like to take a break from it for a while. He just said, "Condoms are too expensive and I don't want to waste $2 every time we do it." FML

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To do what?

By Anonymous - 02/04/2022 02:00 - Australia - Shailer Park

Today, I opened my boyfriend's bedside table drawer. There was a condom wrapper in there. We don't use condoms. He claims he didn’t have sex with anybody, he just wanted to put the condom over his hand. FML

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Quickshot

By anon - 31/08/2014 15:14 - United States

Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML

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Nilorak 24

Sunday 9 February 2014 9:56

How is that not romantic?

claiiire_fml 17

Sunday 9 February 2014 9:55

Well, at least he didn't frame it and put it on display.

Comments

jgwyh 18

Sunday 9 February 2014 10:11

Probably the most romantic thing I've heard

knoney19 12

Thursday 13 February 2014 4:35

You are definitely my kinda romantic!

purrypie 9

Thursday 20 February 2014 16:12

And that's a thumbs up for you!

xElitexGamer 5

Sunday 9 February 2014 10:13

What are u talking about. That "full" of romance...

Axipiter 24

Sunday 9 February 2014 17:04

That's not romance it's full of...

telli164 30

Sunday 9 February 2014 10:15

Hahaha! Weird!

letsgooo_fml 23

Sunday 9 February 2014 10:18

Although gross, it is actually romantic.

kylieh72 25

Sunday 9 February 2014 12:14

It's the thought that counts!

LuluRichards 20

Sunday 9 February 2014 10:22

Well that's..different...

invadermaythe1st 35

Sunday 9 February 2014 10:26

He tried.

Vitally 6

Sunday 9 February 2014 10:27

What do you mean that isn't romantic? What are you going to do next, make him wash the underwear he wore the day you met because they aren't "lucky"?

FemskyD 26

Sunday 9 February 2014 10:36

Aww he s trying xD just tell him to safe in on his Side of the bedroom :p

asc2013 9

Sunday 9 February 2014 10:38

Sounds like he's a keeper.

kylieh72 25

Sunday 9 February 2014 10:50

Sounds like you're judgmental.

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Sunday 9 February 2014 11:42

Keeper of used condoms, yeah.

RinkuTheHero 13

Sunday 9 February 2014 11:11

It's a sentiment about something that happened and he has a fond memory if. It actually is quite romantic.

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