By O_o - 09/02/2014 00:42 - United States - Simi Valley

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Today, I had to explain to my husband why saving the condom from the first time we had sex is not romantic. FML
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claiiire_fml 17

Well, at least he didn't frame it and put it on display.

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Witchylady 17

Hilarious! What a loser. Hope he's not saving his toe nails as well

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NeneWilliams 8

How long ago was your first time.? Ewww, that's kinda nasty. But hey, he's trying.

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Shiloh0000 8

As odd as that is, it's actually kinda cute.

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syed121417 22

Maybe not to you, but to him it might be. Maybe it reminds him of the first time you gave your body to him and he just likes to remember the amazing experience. It is a little gross, but it's the thought that counts

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NineeCat 32

F'n gross. But hey, it's the thought that counts!

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mistie_rowe 10

hahahahaha this made me laugh so hard!! :D

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BlackRoseAndMe11 11

It is!...Okay..well at least you know he cares about you?

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