Intimacy: Today, I had to explain to my sister why it's unhygienic, socially...

By 1378 - 12/03/2010 08:26 - Australia

Today, I had to explain to my sister why it's unhygienic, socially unacceptable and downright inappropriate to apply Thrush ointment in the lounge room. I realised I wasn't getting through to her when she called me ''Uptight,'' ''Victorian" and ''Prudish'' to name a few. FML

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Today, I found out my younger sister is too cheap to buy her own sex toys, so she has been borrowing mine. I clean mine thoroughly after use but apparently she just puts them back in the box after she’s done, while they’re still wet. Not gonna lie, I threw up a little after she'd admitted it. FML

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tereshay 0

Friday 12 March 2010 12:11

uhmm wats Thrush ointment?

amymarie13 0

Friday 12 March 2010 21:50

it's inappropriate to " have your boob out " in public or around family members. it's disgusting

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Cookie21_fml 0

Friday 12 March 2010 12:50

how is this an fml?

protwtf 0

Friday 12 March 2010 18:04

Very nice, how much?

erjaguam 0

Friday 12 March 2010 19:12

his sister has no shame.

ruler286 0

Friday 12 March 2010 12:54

lol

youdontdeserveit_fml 0

Friday 12 March 2010 12:55

ydi for wearing powdered wigs and britches

ScaryyMary 14

Saturday 13 March 2010 0:04

Yes. That style is classic.

Philosophic 0

Friday 12 March 2010 12:57

Not really FYL.. FHL.

Dubstep_fml 1

Friday 12 March 2010 15:56

this^^

amart402 0

Friday 12 March 2010 13:07

that's gross.

Woozzi 0

Friday 12 March 2010 13:12

Lounge room = no rules.

ingabish 0

Friday 12 March 2010 13:15

yuck.

tortise34 4

Friday 12 March 2010 13:16

haha oh well. I'm guessing u have a young sister

0671241409 0

Friday 12 March 2010 13:24

what the heck is thrush ointment

LaLaJuice 0

Friday 12 March 2010 13:24

OH EM GEE ..how rude of her! :o ..................not...stfu ....clearly not a fml....get over it

beccartist 1

Saturday 13 March 2010 16:15

are you 4? if not, dont talk like you are.

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