Intimacy: Today, I had to explain to my sister why it's unhygienic, socially...

By 1378 - 12/03/2010 08:26 - Australia

Today, I had to explain to my sister why it's unhygienic, socially unacceptable and downright inappropriate to apply Thrush ointment in the lounge room. I realised I wasn't getting through to her when she called me ''Uptight,'' ''Victorian" and ''Prudish'' to name a few. FML

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Today, I had to make a doctor's appointment for my daughter. Apparently she thought it would be better to wipe herself with Clorox tough scrub disinfecting wipes than tell me she'd caught an STD. FML

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Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my family. It was going well until my 23 year-old sister started telling him in detail about her constipation, and that if she doesn't take a shit in a few days, it's going to come out of her mouth. FML

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Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend once again that the dry skin she picks off her feet belong in the trash, not on our coffee table. FML

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Today, I found out my younger sister is too cheap to buy her own sex toys, so she has been borrowing mine. I clean mine thoroughly after use but apparently she just puts them back in the box after she’s done, while they’re still wet. Not gonna lie, I threw up a little after she'd admitted it. FML

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tereshay 0

Friday 12 March 2010 12:11

uhmm wats Thrush ointment?

amymarie13 0

Friday 12 March 2010 21:50

it's inappropriate to " have your boob out " in public or around family members. it's disgusting

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heyitsmeyay 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 5:39

ummmm speak american please

asteroth 8

Sunday 14 March 2010 19:01

ummmmm learn to read other englishes. America isn't the only county in the world.

Squander 3

Monday 15 March 2010 5:10

I can't believe the people saying how okay it is to randomly see intimate parts of relative's bodies. I personally would not want to see a siblings regions, [breast or genitals], I don't care if we're family or not. The only people I ever plan on seeing in teh newdz is my significant other, and my children in their pre-puberty days. Modesty...[becomes a fan]

FockinA 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 11:59

OP: hmm she must be the fun one in your family. or a hooker. either way, be glad you're not that mess.

imababeee 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 11:31

WTF how can ppl not know what thrush ointment is ? it goes on sore vaaaginas

just_laugh_along 0

Monday 2 August 2010 3:42

"Victorian" and the OP lives in Victoria.

pothopper 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 2:49

thrush isn't an STD it's a fungal infection that occurs when the good bacteria have been whiped out of the ******!

k3penis 0

Thursday 23 February 2012 16:26

A "Victorian" is a posh person, it has nothing to do with where a person lives. In Australia, thrush is vaginal. You're all dumb.

bridgetv25 8

Saturday 21 July 2012 7:47

Ooooor thrush ointment is used to treat yeast infections of the mouth which can be caused by something nasty But can also be caused by something not nasty , give her a break! What's a lounge room? Is everyone on here from England or something? I've noticed a slight language barrier. No offense just wondering.

amiewithaj 13

Saturday 26 January 2013 16:16

Thrush is a white substance that builds up on a breast feeding moms breasts and in the baby's mouth. It's extremely painful so they give you an antibiotic cream to relieve it