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By fuckmylife - 02/02/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML

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By poor baby - 12/06/2015 16:51 - Germany

Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick our son up from daycare. His excuse? Fighting in a battle in World of Warcraft was far more important and he had to stay absolutely focused. Our son had to wait for two hours. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 093

You deserved it 5 146

By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 05:20 - United States

Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML

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You deserved it 53 783

By stupid - 15/09/2009 02:56 - Canada

Today, I asked my dad to pick me up from school, he said he couldn't. Why? he was busy playing world of warcraft for the night. I got to walk the 3 hours home while my 49 year old dad played computer games. FML

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By Lady Cuntsnatch of Fallopia - 04/01/2015 01:30 - United States - Yuba City

Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 266

You deserved it 5 935

Gamers gonna game

By Anonymous - 25/06/2021 02:01 - United States - Escanaba

Today, I had to delay the Father's Day dinner that I had to cook, so it wouldn't conflict with my wife and kids' gaming schedules. FML

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You deserved it 132

By newmother - 05/12/2010 13:38 - Australia

Today, I went into labor with my first child, and as much as I pleaded, I had to wait for my husband to finish his raid in World of Warcraft before he'd take me to the hospital. FML

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You deserved it 11 882

By Anonymous - 03/06/2011 23:16 - United States

Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML

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You deserved it 10 773

By thatguy - 26/12/2009 23:46 - United States

Today, I was feeling proud of myself because I finally quit World Of Warcraft. I later found out about the gift my dad's family gave me. It was a 12-month subscription to World Of Warcraft. FML

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You deserved it 8 511

By john r.t. - 10/11/2012 00:30 - United States - Eagle Pass

Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML

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You deserved it 3 508

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By Jill - 23/01/2023 13:30

Today, my boyfriend taught my son to do his chores. Not real chores, but "Runescape chores" on my boyfriend's account. My son won't pick up his toys or put his shoes away, but he'll jump on the computer to grow plants or cut trees or some other stupid shit. FML

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You deserved it 227

Gum_fml 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 1:46

a man who loves WoW more than family shouldn't have one to begin with.

aardvarkish 15

Wednesday 3 February 2010 1:45

you'll be singing cat's in the cradle someday...

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stillxsearching 3

Wednesday 3 February 2010 4:56

ok, look at my own life has completed. i get laid. you do not. i win.

DavidA91 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 4:57

why the **** do the comments jump around in the numbers? it confuses the shit outta me

SeximusPrime 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 4:59

EPIC fail. Unplug the computer and then tell your fail husband to get off his ass before his kid learns the same bad habit.

Pearljammer001 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 5:00

all the comments with numbers that are out of place are from the people replying to comments

prplfrk22 2

Wednesday 3 February 2010 5:00

Lol haha what a loser do u have a world of warcraft account? No i have a life

DavidA91 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 5:01

that's what I thought but damn they coulda made it easier to understand. maybe I'm just a **** up

Pearljammer001 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 5:03

like if you posted #1 then someone posted #2 then I replied to your comment the order would be 1,3,2

DavidA91 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 5:05

that weird. it should just tell u who ur replying to instea of it bein just under it

niirah 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 5:04

so very sad. my ex and I dated a year and a half before he decided WoW was more important than our relationship. FYL indeed.

Pearljammer001 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 5:05

sorry I typed all that and posted it I didn't know you already answered.

jaymo95 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 5:05

you seriously had a kid with a dude like this lol

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Today, thinking no one was home, I decided to be a little frisky with my boyfriend. I guess I was being loud and woke up my sleeping autistic brother the room over. Halfway through, he burst through the door, panicking. He thought I was having another one of my asthma attacks. FML

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Today, and for the past month, I've been feeling lightheaded from a breathing problem. I've now been prescribed a medication to help with my anxiety and my breathing issue, which would in turn help stop me from getting so lightheaded. The side effect of said medication: lightheadedness. FML

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Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. It was our anniversary just 3 nights ago, and she said she was sorry for leading me on. She still hasn’t told me why. FML

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Today, it's my birthday, and my coworkers gave me a $75 gift card to a restaurant chain near my house. Later in the evening, I found out the chain of restaurants abruptly closed. All of them. FML

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Today, while arguing with my newly ex-girlfriend over how she cheated on me with a mutual friend, she tried to wash her hands of any guilt, saying that I was "selfish" and "just slut-shaming, really". FML

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Today, I was arguing with one of my professors. She said that all married couples fight and I told her that my parents have never argued or fought about anything. When I got home my parents told me that they're getting a divorce. FML

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Today, I ran across the street due to a line of cars waiting for me to cross. Just as I reached the other side, my iPhone slipped out of my hand and fell into the road, just in time to get run over by multiple cars, one after the other. FML

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Today, my high point was still being able to recite all 151 generation one Pokémon in order, from memory. I need a life. FML

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Gamers gonna game

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