By anonymous - 22/02/2011 07:07

Today, I had to fake fall down the stairs so my mom would stop texting and actually pay attention to what I was saying. FML
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unfortunate_13 5

if you have to fake a fall down the stairs, it's really not worth the effort. i'm sorry.

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grichie1994 0

I don't think they may have meant that they did it on purpose, FYI. Just that they fell and then finally their mom noticed them.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

"I had to fake fall down the stairs..."

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PwningLamp1 0

Your kidding me, right? It says in the FML that she had to "FAKE" fall down the stairs. Read the posts.

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BloodyHeel 8

Are you a retard too, Bagel? Because you should know the difference between "it's" and "its".

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Did you guys also miss the misspelling of "you're"? Enough about misspellings, though. I'd rather focus on the lack of reading and comprehension skills...

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ulicksam 0

Attention ***** douche.

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TheNewGuy03 28

while you're at it, you can just cut your wrists. that may get even more attention for you! |the kid|

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kiddeadpool 0

y would you do that?

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DocBastard 38

If you stopped being such a histrionic, attention-seeking little ****, your mother wouldn't feel the need to ignore you. Try tapping her on the shoulder and asking her politely like any civilized member of society would do, moron.

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Rainbow35 6

I'd say OP tried that and failed, and only threw themselves down the stairs as an absolute last resort. Hopefully.

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Autoshot 9

Last resort to ***** some probably undeserved attention? K. Makes alot of sense to pretend to severely injure yourself when you want something.

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AmandaDestroys 0

Actually it doesn't seem like he's being an "historonic, attention seeking little ****" or whatever, it seems like your a mother ******* douche bag!! My mom, and I've noticed a bunch of my friends moms [I'm 16] are constantly textng away on their cell phones! it's ******* ridiculous. so maybe you should pay a little more attention to the fml that analyzing at attention seeking.

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cheeksMcgeeks 3

Do any of you have mothers who have learned how to text recently? Say NIGHTMARE.

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TheNewGuy03 28

my lips can't form the word. sorry. |the kid|

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Chrissy_doll 0

When my mum learned to text she sent a couple out and then continued on with her daily life.

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IHeartAbs 0

Yeah well not every mom is like yours. Some moms are very well addicted to their phone.

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11wanda11 6

you sound totaly anoying, can't blame your mum. she's only human!

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iliketurdles 7

Dear people, Lets clear this up once and for all. When you have to put '/sarcasm' on a comment, it immediately looses all rights of being witty which is the whole purpose of being sarcastic. Also, it just defeats the whole purpose of being sarcastic if you have to tell someone you're using sarcasm all the time. Sincerely, a turtle.

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Lufferkinz 0

Was it a hard time coming down? ;)

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