Animals: Today, I had to get into my house via the dog flap because my...

By Anonymous - 18/02/2011 21:18 - United States

Today, I had to get into my house via the dog flap because my mom changed the locks. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2014 00:51 - United States - Bloomington

Today, my mother locked me out of the house. Why? The dog and her needed some time to talk. FML

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By TheComputerGuy96 - 22/05/2010 07:56 - Italy

Today, I was locked out of my house. After hours of trying to break the door, I found out I accidentally left a window open. The door, however, still needs to be replaced. FML

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By wished i had a cat - 19/10/2018 17:30

Today, I discovered that my dog knows how to lock doors. This wouldn't have been a problem if anyone in my house every carried a key. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2016 19:00 - United States - Royersford

Today, I got locked out of my house. After trying unsuccessfully to jimmy the lock, I managed to climb in through the kitchen window. I soon found out I had an effect on the door after all; it won't open at all any more, even with the right key. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2024 20:00 - United States - Tacoma

Today, I locked myself out of my apartment. But it’s 2024, so I have a smart lock I can unlock through an app on my phone. Except I also left my phone inside. The worst part? I had to ask my neighbor to call my mom so she could unlock my apartment from her phone. FML

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By joser6969 - 29/10/2011 14:07 - United States

Today, I locked myself out of my own shop. And I'm a locksmith. FML

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By Sky - 25/07/2018 01:30

Today, since my parents always told me that I was welcome to come home whenever I want or need, I decided to stop by. They'd changed the locks and wouldn't let me in. FML

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By xnickx - 16/04/2009 14:47 - United States

Today, I changed the locks on my apartment so my crazy ex girlfriend couldn't get in. I went to her house to return her house key. I accidentally gave her the key to my new locks, and can't find her old house key. Now I need her to come let me in to my own house. FML

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By ohhhemmgee - 06/09/2012 06:39 - United States - Reno

Today, I locked myself out of the house I was house-sitting. An hour later, and my fifth attempt at climbing the fence, I figured I'd try the door one more time. Turns out I was turning the handle the wrong way and the door wasn't locked in the first place. FML

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By Leave me alone, bitch!!! - 20/11/2021 02:00

Today, I found out that my mother changed all the locks of the house and threw away all of my girlfriend's stuff. I don't know what the fuck happened there. I actually bought the house two years ago because I had enought of her being nosey and controlling with both of us. FML

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Valle79 5

Friday 18 February 2011 23:03

Did you consider that just MAYBE she's trying to keep you out?

sduhamel 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 5:10

Wait a min, if u could get to ur House thru th door flap, won't it be vulnerable to breakins?

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ILoveEggnog 7

Saturday 19 February 2011 0:26

Mmmm. **********.

likesocoollike_fml 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 0:30

don't you get what she's trying to say?

ILoveEggnog 7

Saturday 19 February 2011 0:38

I have very long arms, so I can usually reach through the flap and unlock the door.

ShadyFTW1 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 5:51

that sounded dirty.

ILoveEggnog 7

Saturday 19 February 2011 6:53

It does, but I can't figure out why.

jskains 6

Saturday 19 February 2011 1:00

"Is it you are house?" Interesting wording :D

Kiyoha 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 1:34

Video or it didn't happen.

thecovert 7

Saturday 19 February 2011 1:48

I believe that's called "breaking and entering." Would also be "dense syndrome" since you didn't get the hint.

MrFlintstone 5

Saturday 19 February 2011 2:09

that's awesome I do that even if I had the key

SoCalGal14 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 2:14

haha. that's so sad. if that happened to me, i wouldn't even try to get in. i'd just leave.

rachii 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 2:58

Obviously she had something in her brain wanting you to be a dog. haha

blitz426 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 3:26

take the hint

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