Miscellaneous: Today, I had to get to class at 9:00 to take a test. I woke up...

By Anonymous - 11/12/2012 18:16 - United States

Today, I had to get to class at 9:00 to take a test. I woke up at 6:00, and figured I could wait a few minutes before getting ready. The next thing I knew, it was 10:30. FML

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By Budhvaraddams - 30/01/2023 18:30

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By AbsolutelyEffed - 19/02/2009 16:57 - United States

Today, I woke up at 5 and studied for my 9:30am exam for 4 hours. When I left my dorm at 9, it was dark outside. Turns out I slept through the entire day and woke up at 5pm. FML

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By vinniesuckmadack - 24/04/2009 17:53 - United States

Today, I woke up to go to school. I was unbelievably tired, but I gathered the courage to go take my shower. I then took a long shower, cleaned up my room, got dressed, and ate breakfast. Going back to my room, I looked at the clock, which read 3:22 AM. FML

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By littl3storm - 13/05/2019 04:00

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By I hate my life - 15/11/2022 18:00 - Indonesia

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2015 12:18

Today, I woke up at 7, got to college by 7:40 to receive an email that my 8:00 a.m. class got cancelled. I stayed there until 12:00 p.m. for my second class, to then find out that the cancelled class was the one at 12:00, not 8:00. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2022 10:00 - Australia

Today, I didn't get to sleep until 5 a.m., as I stayed up to finish off a big project that I have been working on for the past week. I was then woken up at 6 a.m. by my daughter saying she was ready for school. School starts at 9 a.m., and is a 2-minute drive away. I'm now at work, living off an hour of sleep and coffee. FML

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By king of 8 - 09/05/2021 11:00

Today, on the way to an exam, I got hit by a car. I got back up and limped to class. The teacher wouldn’t let me in because I was 10 seconds late. FML

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By fitzy79 - 31/01/2014 20:04 - United States

Today, I had to wake up at 4am because my boss set an important business meeting for first thing in the morning. After making sure everything was ready, I went to work. My boss ended up oversleeping and moved the meeting to tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2020 14:00 - United States - Oakland

Today, I finally got up early enough to get to work on time. I arrived 15 minutes early only to realize that I'd left my work laptop at home. Ended up being 30 minutes late. FML

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verkaderk 9

Wednesday 12 December 2012 0:03

Always hit the snooze!! ALWAYS!

Capt_Oblivious 10

Wednesday 12 December 2012 0:05

Did you hit your snooze button 14 times?

Comments

maddygirl820 10

Wednesday 12 December 2012 0:09

That is why you never go back to sleep. Ever.

SlenderMann 10

Wednesday 12 December 2012 0:13

Wow, sorry to hear that OP. FYL

Mollyneonfox 9

Wednesday 12 December 2012 0:16

I hate it when that happens...Normally happens to me when i stay up all night

kell84 5

Wednesday 12 December 2012 0:17

Are you in college? If you're just in high school, you could just retake it. It's not too bad.

CharresBarkrey 15

Wednesday 12 December 2012 6:00

I don't know, most of my high school teachers had a policy where if you didn't show for a test, you took the zero for it.

andrew6p 19

Wednesday 12 December 2012 0:18

Happens to me every ****** time

BulldogHoops 14

Wednesday 12 December 2012 1:56

I can't imagine how low your grade must be.

andrew6p 19

Saturday 22 December 2012 3:04

Actually im an A student

sougstad 7

Wednesday 12 December 2012 0:20

Look at the bright side, at least you are now well rested to take the test, if your professor would even let you!!

Simoneaux17 11

Wednesday 12 December 2012 0:23

If you have an Android smartphone, find the app called "Alarm Clock Xtreme Free" in the Google Play store. It has many options. My favorite is to solve math problems in order to shut the alarm off. It really helps.

peppermintpink 11

Wednesday 12 December 2012 0:41

I was going to suggest the same... I have that app and trust me, its a life/job saver for heavy sleepers...

Simoneaux17 11

Wednesday 12 December 2012 3:38

It definitely is. :)

DragonText 4

Wednesday 12 December 2012 0:29

That's why you always set multiple alarms. And put your phone/clock away from you so you have to walk to it. If I know I'm sleepy but got to get up soon I set at least 3 alarms and put my phone on the other side of the room