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By King.Dick. - 02/04/2015 14:21 - United States - Windsor Heights

Today, I had to give a presentation at school about King Richard III. I realized too late that someone had changed his name to "King Dick" on all the slides. My little sister later broke into hysterics and confessed this had been her April Fool's prank. FML

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By friendless1004 - 12/11/2015 16:55 - United States - Santa Barbara

Today, I gave a group presentation. Because I didn't know the last names of my group members, I'd put fake ones in, intending to replace them later. I forgot to change them and I ended up giving a presentation alongside a very angry Greg Penishead and Josh Acne. FML

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ALIENS!

By Anonymous - 08/08/2024 09:00 - Australia

Today, I had to give a presentation on ancient civilizations. As a joke, my friend dared me to do the whole thing using puppets, which I thought it would be hilarious. Halfway through, I noticed the look on my professor's face and my classmates giggling. My professor has a phobia of puppets and I was the only one unaware of this fact. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2017 05:00

Today, I accidentally called a student in my 10th grade English class "David" instead of "Dylan". Without thinking, I said, "I'm sorry, I just have a lot of d's in my life!". All of my students broke out in mortified laughter. FML

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By ChangoFett - 26/05/2013 06:46 - United States - Laguna Hills

Today, I changed my teacher's PowerPoint picture to me making a funny face. He saw it and changed it to a picture of him, with a middle finger. FML

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By atterz123 - 12/02/2009 13:37 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my teacher writes descriptions next to people's names on the register to remind him who people were. By mistake the descriptions appeared on the computer projector. Next to my name it said "Tubby". FML

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By suspended - 31/07/2016 15:39 - United States - Grand Blanc

Today, I had to give an important presentation, so I checked it over one last time before taking a shower and heading out. I found out too late that my brother used that window of opportunity to replace the entire document with the N-word repeating over and over again. FML

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April Fool

By larry_richard - 04/04/2018 18:00 - United States

Today, I was told an assignment that was supposed to be due in a week and a half is due today. I crammed all night and ended up getting 3 hours of sleep. Turns out it was an April Fool's prank. FML

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It wasn't me

By Anonymous - 31/07/2024 19:00

Today, my brother asked his wife for a divorce, but she got so mad at him that he backtracked and told her it was a prank I'd put him up to. She’s still mad as hell at him, but thanks to his lie my name is now mud in our entire family. I was at work all day, and I did nothing wrong. FML

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Proofread your stuff

By Brittany - 01/03/2009 20:00 - United States

Today, I typed an essay on my friend's computer, so she forwarded it to me in a email and she made the subject "here bitch" as a joke. I then went to email the essay to my teacher. I forwarded it thinking nothing of it only to realize that I didn't change the subject name. FML

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By F- Forever - 03/10/2017 16:00

Today, out of spite, I wrote "Ms. Piggy" instead of my professor's actual name in the heading of my essay. Guess what I forgot to do before turning it in. FML

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beaglegal 42

Friday 3 April 2015 0:16

What a dick move. ;)

Carebeareatu 23

Friday 3 April 2015 0:31

Hopefully, with any luck, your peers would find it just as hilarious and your teacher will find a way to forgive the situation. Always double check, OP! Little sisters can't be trusted...

Comments

nphill82 21

Friday 3 April 2015 0:37

One of my college buddies turned in a final paper that he didn't proofread, and another guy had inserted many many profanities into it.

PixelSword24 15

Friday 3 April 2015 0:38

Oh cum on, that's not nice!

jaxsix 2

Friday 3 April 2015 0:46

In my chemistry class we were assigned to make a fragrance, I made cologne and named it "the D", I then did a whole power point on how great the D was and how much ladies would want it, she gave me a 95 (sorry that story didn't FML, just wanted to share)

Cristian89 29

Friday 3 April 2015 0:52

Damn your lil sis is straight savage lol

Ashd09 30

Friday 3 April 2015 4:43

Question from a person that lives under a rock: What does savage mean in this context?

201chasew 22

Friday 3 April 2015 13:45

synonym to brutal in this context

truckers_wife 23

Friday 3 April 2015 1:08

did this literally happen today? because pranks should be over and done with by the end of the day. even if she did it yesterday, you didn't see it until today, so isn't that "cheating"?

MDoremis 38

Friday 3 April 2015 21:06

Even if the OP submitted it on 1 April it wouldn't have shown up for a day or two because of the moderation process.

truckers_wife 23

Saturday 4 April 2015 2:56

I'm pretty sure the date and time on each one is the date and time it was submitted, not published. and either way, it only takes a few hours to be posted.

teentee401 36

Friday 3 April 2015 1:10

At least Dick is short for Richard. Would've been worse if Dick had nothing to do with the King's name

abNormal62 23

Friday 3 April 2015 1:15

Still could have been worse...... King Dick the Turd?

LadyNightowl 17

Friday 3 April 2015 10:22

No, even better, change Henry Tudor's name. He defeated Richard III on the battlefield and took the thrown. He became Henry VII. You could have King Dick and Henry Turd.

Zebediabolical 39

Friday 3 April 2015 1:23

It boggles me that there are still people who read FML haven't yet learned to proofread everything, lock their phones, password protect their computer files, etc.