By ahhahaha - 12/08/2009 03:07 - United States

Today, I had to go to the police station to pick up my 42 year old dad. Why? He was caught stealing candy. FML
I agree, your life sucks 419
You deserved it 52

ahhahaha tells us more.

ahhahaha 0

Okay this is my FML and to address everyones comments- yes the name candyman was thaught of and is used. And I can't believe only one person figured out that it's simply a midlife crisis issue. And yeah, I put it under kids for a reason. It is FML because I can't use it against him cuz he's too much of an ass. And for another reason that will be posted as another FML. Thank you and goodnight

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Brolin 4

Lmfao this is amazing, I would hold that over him for years to come. Anytime you need something, just remember this, and hold it over him haha this is really great.

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Kiwi_Splash 0

You're not getting the point. It's that his dad is 42 and caught stealing CANDY. Sure, the OP's dad didn't do something so HUGE, but it's the fact that of all crimes, he chose to steal, and not something major, but candy, something that would not cost more than 2 dollars at the most. It's just ironic because that is something a child would do. But anyway, HAHAHHAHHAH. Must've been hilarious.

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chrissyj84 2

Well if he punched a baby in the face and stole it from them then he's a bad ass...but why steal candy from a baby in the first place? Isn't it going to be all melty and drooled on? And why are parents giving candy to babies? It's just going to make them fat like the rest of the world! I hope you and your dad's new butt buddy get along. And for freak's sake, go buy the old man a Milky Way or something! Terrible child you!

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jts2 3

The Illustration is made of win. Pure, epic, win.

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LadehhL 0

I love the illustration. As for your dad? ******* retarded.

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mcsnelly 5

The dad in the illustration looks just like the kid's teacher in The Incredibles! lol maybe I've seen that movie too much...actually, I think the whole illustration looks kind of like the animation of that movie. :)

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Holly_x 0

Sorry, but the illustration made me laugh harder than the actual fml lol

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vampirishhSA 0

I love the illustration . Cherish your dad, really . I love him already .

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uberultrafish911 0

love it, your dad must be awesome or really weird... lol

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chickidebottom 0

This is bull. They don't arrest you for stealing candy. It has to be over a certain price.

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smishsm0shh 0

...maybe he stole a shitload of candy

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Sum_Dum_Bum 0

To O.P.: If this is real, that really sucks To illustrator: Fantastic job!

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