By ahhahaha - 12/08/2009 03:07 - United States

Today, I had to go to the police station to pick up my 42 year old dad. Why? He was caught stealing candy. FML
I agree, your life sucks 419
You deserved it 52

ahhahaha tells us more.

ahhahaha 0

Okay this is my FML and to address everyones comments- yes the name candyman was thaught of and is used. And I can't believe only one person figured out that it's simply a midlife crisis issue. And yeah, I put it under kids for a reason. It is FML because I can't use it against him cuz he's too much of an ass. And for another reason that will be posted as another FML. Thank you and goodnight

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Top comments

Brolin 4

Lmfao this is amazing, I would hold that over him for years to come. Anytime you need something, just remember this, and hold it over him haha this is really great.

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Kiwi_Splash 0

You're not getting the point. It's that his dad is 42 and caught stealing CANDY. Sure, the OP's dad didn't do something so HUGE, but it's the fact that of all crimes, he chose to steal, and not something major, but candy, something that would not cost more than 2 dollars at the most. It's just ironic because that is something a child would do. But anyway, HAHAHHAHHAH. Must've been hilarious.

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Comments

Spacibo100 9

Why not just buy the candy. It would have cost him a dollar and he could have avoided getting arrested.

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Psycho_Babydoll 26

I love how the dad in the illustration is the spitting image of the teacher from The Incredibles...

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macho_nacho 7

"It's like taking candy from a ba-" "STAND AWAY FROM THE CANDY COUNTER SIR! WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED!" "Godammit!"

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xmrshendersonxx 29

Was it from a baby?

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