By HeartToFart - 08/07/2014 23:37 - United States - North Port

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Today, I had to grip the headboard of my bed for the first time in months. I wasn't having incredible sex unfortunately, just really bad gas. FML
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yahoowizard 16

At least it's a rare occurrence? The gas, that is.

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singer0421 32

At least you weren't having both at the same time. Wouldn't be so incredible anymore...

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MandyMeow_fml 18

You should look into taking something for that...

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JBChristian 47

As OP said it was a rare occurrence to even grab the head board, I don't believe taking anything is really that important.

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aimzskee 30

Look on the bright side op, at least it didn't happen while you were having incredible sex.

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JBChristian 47

It wouldn't have been as much of incredible sex then.

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millertime911 15

The sex thing would have been so much better!! lol!

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wookieewhosshe 28

bets on how long OP laughed about the fart?

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Saikon1357 25

That reminds me, my home town is finally getting a DelTaco.

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katydid91 31

If your gas pains are that painful or uncomfortable, you might want to go see a doctor about that. Or you could go see FML's own DocBastard!

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harrisoncohix 5

Did you have to grip it to keep from flying away or something?

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