Health: Today, I had to have a cervical biopsy. The doctor said I would...

By khaoslife - 18/04/2015 03:15 - United States - Louisville

Today, I had to have a cervical biopsy. The doctor said I would feel slight cramping as she scraped cells from inside the cervix. I guess by "slight cramping" she meant I would shit, throw up, and then pass out. FML

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By romoangel - 21/04/2020 05:00

Today, I felt a very sharp pain, like my appendix was going to burst. After going to the doctor, I was rushed to the hospital to get tests done. The doctors later told me there's nothing wrong, I was just constipated. I went to the hospital for them to basically tell me I'm full of shit. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2015 15:42 - Belgium

Today, what started with me forcing a shit a little too hard ended up with me being rushed to the hospital with appendicitis. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2015 15:18 - United States

Today, the pills my doctor prescribed for my extremely painful period cramps apparently have a side effect; excruciatingly painful cramps. I feel like I'm being repeatedly stabbed in the ovaries with a rusty fork. FML

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By weman - 04/09/2021 02:00

Today, I went to the doctor to see if she could check a lump in my vagina. She pushed the lump and asked, "Does this make you want to use the bathroom for a number 2?" I said yes. Turns out, it’s hard poop pushing against my intestines and the outside vagina wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, I got diagnosed with stomach ulcers. They are very painful, and I have been throwing up blood. On my latest trip to the toilet, I was heaving and the pain was making me beat the floor with my fist, the toilet lid decided to come crashing down on my head, giving me a minor concussion. FML

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By sy123 - 29/07/2012 23:34 - United States - Frankfort

Today, I had an ovarian cyst rupture at work, causing sudden severe stomach cramps; this caused my bowels to release everything right then and there, while on the phone with a customer, in the middle of the call center surrounded by 200 other sales reps. FML

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By Tor - 21/04/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I was in class and felt a sharp pain in my stomach. I began to scream and cry because the pain was horrible, so the teacher called 911. After being rushed to the hospital, I was told that "I had gas cramps and would be fine." My whole class was listening on speakerphone to make sure I was ok. FML

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By Mew - 04/06/2009 12:07 - United States

Today, while working at the hospital, I had a patient with a blocked bowel. It was so bad, feces were entering into her stomach. While leaning down to talk with her, she threw up. I was both vomited and defecated on at the same time. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2014 17:32 - Japan - Yokohama

Today, I went to the hospital due to vomiting and abdominal pain, and they decided to fit me with an IV drip. It took several tries by two different people to get the cannula in. I feel like a human pin-cushion. FML

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By blehh - 14/04/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, I had horrible pains in my stomach area so I went to the doctors. They couldn't find anything wrong and sent me to the Emergency Room for X-rays. After spending the entire day in the hospital, they tell me I'm slightly constipated. I had to pay $400 to find out I had to take a shit. FML

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HarshD9619 34

Saturday 18 April 2015 19:41

That's the equivalent of a dentist saying, "This won't hurt a bit."

expertsmilee 26

Saturday 18 April 2015 19:40

She just didn't wanna scare the shit out of ya.

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fbcclaire 18

Sunday 19 April 2015 7:23

I know exactly how you feel, OP. I had to have that same procedure several times and the last time was the most painful.

SBurrke 11

Sunday 19 April 2015 8:30

Rather they don't lie so I can mentally prepare for the pain.

AmandaBatton0210 8

Sunday 19 April 2015 9:47

That sucks op. Wait until you get pregnant and they keep saying you'll feel slight presure. Yeah, if by presure you mean it feels like someone is trying to drive a truck out of you, then it's just slight presure. Good luck on the results.

ally8 21

Sunday 19 April 2015 14:27

Baby. Women get that kind of thing a lot. Can't imagine you during childbirth

MandieL 27

Monday 20 April 2015 4:50

And every woman has a different reaction to it. Everyone has different pain thresholds for different things. Her body's reaction to having her cervix scraped may be different than her giving birth, as a woman giving birth is a completely natural thing and our body's can adjust for it. Getting your cervix scraped is not a natural thing and can cause trauma as the body wants to reject the sensation.

Emz1307 8

Sunday 19 April 2015 19:59

I'm not sure why this has so many "You deserved it"s haha

luststarrr 22

Sunday 19 April 2015 20:28

OK, that sucks, but overall, probably better than cancer right?

A_Net_70 7

Sunday 19 April 2015 21:31

Wow I had one I just cramped and bled a lot that sucks for you to have all that happen!! ??

jdub1627 2

Sunday 19 April 2015 22:12

That sounds like It would b painful

LoamierGhost 6

Sunday 19 April 2015 22:26

So, a typical Friday night then?

drc2010 13

Monday 20 April 2015 4:51

those are so ******* painful had mine after having my son made my entire body twitch then I couldn't stop crying my eyes just leaked and I couldn't walk for about 40 mins it hurt so bad!! I know exactly how bad it sucks!!