By khaoslife - 18/04/2015 03:15 - United States - Louisville

Today, I had to have a cervical biopsy. The doctor said I would feel slight cramping as she scraped cells from inside the cervix. I guess by "slight cramping" she meant I would shit, throw up, and then pass out. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 231
You deserved it 2 351

Same thing different taste

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That's the equivalent of a dentist saying, "This won't hurt a bit."

expertsmilee 26

She just didn't wanna scare the shit out of ya.

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After reading through the posts here, I think many people are confused on what, exactly, her procedure was. It was Not a normal test, like a Pap Smear. The doctor removed a piece of her cervix with tool that has a blade. The reactions are most definitely different for every woman who has this type of procedure done, and they aren't done just because the doctor wants to do them. This is looking deeper into the cervical walls for cancer, most likely, or some other disease(s) that can lead to very big problems. I'm in the same boat, though I haven't had this type of procedure done. Calling OP a wuss or a baby is far from what she is; her body reacted violently to the rp editor, she had no control. I say she's brave for going through with it, because a lot of women fear the results as well as the possible pain involved.

when i had that happen to me. I ripped off this stuff animals head because it was so painfull. i could feel your pain

It could be possible that most people just experience cramping. When I got my iud in, I did cramp like a bitch, but not anything to that extent.

For an unknown reason, my brain wants to imagine this as happening in the half second that it took to read it, and in a quick, violent, explosive manner... quite hilarious actually.