Love: Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight...

By voltronn - 23/01/2010 05:04 - France

Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML

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By wedeserveeachother - 24/01/2022 11:01 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I made up a lie to my girlfriend so I could go to a club with my friends. My girlfriend told me that she was going to stay in and watch a movie. Guess who I shockingly ran into at the club, with her girlfriends? FML

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By Funless - 18/08/2010 16:52 - United States

Today, I was invited to a party, but I didn't attend because my boyfriend would be disappointed with me. Instead, I spent the night with him watching movies. At the end of the night, he broke up with me because I wasn't fun enough. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2019 03:00

Today, my boyfriend came to visit from another state. My mom didn't want me to go to his hotel, but I did. When she asked about it, I lied to her and said I didn't go. She the showed me a picture of my car outside his hotel. FML

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By me - 16/01/2011 06:50 - United States

Today, one of my boyfriend's friends ranted on about how I am such a crappy girlfriend and how all of his friends don't like me. I just spent over $200 on a surprise party that I invited them all to last weekend. FML

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By Umidknickname - 17/06/2017 16:00

Today, my boyfriend told me he was going away for the weekend to go clubbing with his mates. I would be fine with it, except the mates he's going with already tried to get him to cheat on me. FML

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By DumpedHisAss - 14/10/2009 15:19 - United States

Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend, who screamed at me for being a f-ing liar and never taking time for him. He'd called my work and knew I wasn't there as I said I'd be. He was right - I was lying. I'd been driving for the past 10 hours to his family's beach house to surprise him. FML

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By nofriends - 09/02/2016 05:17 - United States - Boise

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he wanted to throw me a surprise birthday party. The only issue was the fact I didn't have any friends to make it happen. FML

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By notmyfam - 09/09/2016 07:47 - Australia - Chester Hill

Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2011 08:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend forgot to tell me about the all-night bender he went out on, and what he got up to with my best friend. But its okay; the Facebook pictures say it all. FML

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By lonely - 01/01/2011 17:11 - United States

Today, I posted on my Facebook wall that I'd gotten into a huge bar fight and had the shit kicked out of me, all to avoid having to tell the truth, namely that I'd stayed home all night because nobody invited me out to party. FML

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Saturday 23 January 2010 12:04

Ergh >.> Well mabey if you didn't lie to people, to make excuses for not seeing them, so they'd think you're popular.. you'd be more popular. YDI. way to make a good lover... lie to your other half... that's what everyone wants. o_O

Phobic_fml 14

Saturday 23 January 2010 12:17

No need for that. I doubt very much he would mind if you didn't have a life outside of him.

Comments

JessiKitty_lol 7

Saturday 23 January 2010 22:38

Wow. Lying will probably make him lose some trust in you ;O

Beagle96 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 23:56

I feel for you op.

Alex373 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 0:37

Awwww

TuWild 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 0:52

djjakjak 4

Sunday 24 January 2010 0:52

YDI. You should never lie to your guy for one thing. For another, just because you can spend time with your guy, doesn't mean you should spend all your time with him. Also, you're friends probably didn't invite you because you always lie and blow them off to spend time with your guy and they got sick of it. I wouldn't invite you anywhere either, you are a horrible friend and person.

andjok 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 1:55

Why wouldn't you just tell him you have no life outside of him? Eventually he probably will want to meet your friends and then you've just dug yourself into a hole. I wouldn't care if my girlfriend didn't have a life, and mine knows that I don't really do a whole lot when I'm not with her and she doesn't care.

RainbowPoof 2

Sunday 24 January 2010 1:59

If he's kind of a clingy guy, or he seems to be headed in that direction, I don't see any problem with what you did. My mom's got a super-clingy boyfriend, and if she'd just make herself unavailable from time to time, he might not be sitting at my house constantly irritating ME all the time just because he can't leave her alone. :O

murphythadog 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 3:57

stop being the drunk girl everyone has to take care of at the end of the night and people will invite you out more.

Flutist 3

Sunday 24 January 2010 7:28

Don't lie to your boyfriend. A relationship is about support. What is going to happen when you finally break down and cry about how you don't have any friends? He is going to be like, "Sure you do! You went out every weekend last month with them!" Or he plans a surprise party? Wants to get a big group of friends together to hang? You would have zip friends and probably no boyfriend. The only time someone lies about hanging out with their friends is when they are cheating (or want to seem cooler) and he will expect that to be the reason. I would just be honest about it to your friends, and to him. Say you want to to hang out and are sorry the Honeymoon stage lasted so long. If you are like my friend Annie, they most likely won't believe you and will not trust you to keep your word. She pulled out of one too many events and now I can't trust her word. You need to grow up and realize, its one thing to want to be around each other, its another to abandon everyone else who was there for you. They are your friends, and they were there for you before your boyfriend (hopefully) and then you just ditch them? Yea, I would ditch your ass too.