Miscellaneous: Today, I had to listen to my brother whine yet again about being...

By Anonymous - 03/01/2016 14:01 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, I had to listen to my brother whine yet again about being single and how unfair it is. This is a guy who owns an "I fuck on the first date" t-shirt and has more than once referred to women as "vaginas with a person attached". Last time I called him out for being such a dick, I got punched. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2021 19:31 - India - Bangalore

Today, I finally met a guy I was interested in, after being a single 21 year-old virgin, but my brother decided to be overprotective and drag me away. Like, literally. FML

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You deserved it 138

By Taylor - 20/01/2009 20:41 - United States

Today, my brother's girlfriend dumped him. I overheard my mom tell him "It could be worse. Your brother can't even get a girlfriend". FML

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The Manosphere is like the Metaverse for morons

By get the fuck out! - 04/07/2023 22:00

Today, I overheard my husband’s disgusting misogynist brother saying that I shouldn’t be allowed to discipline my son, because “it’ll turn him into one of those pussy ass soyboy simps that listens to bitches.” My husband didn’t even back me when I told the douche to leave our house. FML

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Who's the worst?

By good mom - 05/11/2019 19:00 - United States - Monterey Park

Today, despite the fact that I own my home, car and have a career, I was once again told that I’ve shamed my family by being a single mom. Meanwhile, my brother has four kids with three different women and constantly hits up every family member for money. He gets nothing but just support. FML

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You deserved it 191

By ProsserBabe11 - 15/04/2012 02:21 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my brother why he can't go on dates with my new boyfriend and me. FML

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You deserved it 2 534

Celebrate!

By Anonymous - 30/04/2024 12:00 - Serbia - Belgrade

Today, I celebrated my birthday. My brother's girlfriend gave me a few snide comments about the choice of music and my dress. Then she teased me about not having a boyfriend. By the way, I haven't had a relationship in five years because I'm still traumatized from past domestic abuse. FML

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You deserved it 87

Keeping up with the Joneses

By Anonymous - 15/02/2022 00:01

Today, in our family group chat, my sister-in-law asked me what I got my new girlfriend for Valentine’s Day. Not long after, my brother called me pissed off about me making him look bad. FML

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You deserved it 87

By Anonymous - 01/11/2011 16:18 - United States

Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML

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You deserved it 5 988

My brother the Gigachad

By Anonymous - 15/02/2022 06:01

Today, I thought my date last night went quite well, especially when she called me first thing this morning… until it turned out she wasn’t very impressed, and wanted my brother's number instead. The single, successful lawyer, who is 6 inches taller than me, who she saw on my Facebook page. FML

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You deserved it 132

It wasn't me!

By Anonymous - 15/03/2015 18:40 - United States - Charleston

Today, a guy beat the crap out of me for supposedly sleeping with his girlfriend. I didn't get a chance to tell him my brother lives with me and that he had the wrong guy. When my brother got home, he didn't ask if I was okay, but rather if the guy was coming back for him. FML

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You deserved it 2 728

organizse 28

Monday 4 January 2016 0:47

Does he wear a fedora and have a neckbeard too?

gummehbewr 19

Monday 4 January 2016 0:47

You're brother needs to learn what manners are..

Comments

so_this_is_me 24

Monday 4 January 2016 20:44

Sexist pricks like that are the reason I hate guys in general....

sirrubberduckie 35

Monday 4 January 2016 22:53

Change the first two words and flip the gender and see how you feel about that statement.

hunterchik 25

Monday 4 January 2016 22:54

Funny how you claim to hate guys just cause of how guys like OP's brother acts. Do you consider yourself a feminist? Or just a bitch who believe one sex is better than the other from the actions of a select few.

RoseJam21 14

Monday 4 January 2016 22:54

This comment itself is sexist. I bet if a guy said "women who refuse to let the father see their children is why I hate women in general", you'd be one of the first to bitch them out. Sexism goes both ways.

sirrubberduckie 35

Monday 4 January 2016 22:55

Calling out someone like that every time they whine is worth getting punched in the face an infinite number of times.

hunterchik 25

Monday 4 January 2016 22:56

Why let them punch you in general? Just call him out then walk away. Plain and simple.

the_real_dvd 21

Monday 4 January 2016 23:31

I'm convinced that some "men" (using that term loosely) who try to convince people they're straight don't actually like women. They just like getting their nut. Girlfriend implies friend. You should like everything about them and actually enjoy being with them.