By Anonymous - 03/01/2016 14:01 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, I had to listen to my brother whine yet again about being single and how unfair it is. This is a guy who owns an "I fuck on the first date" t-shirt and has more than once referred to women as "vaginas with a person attached". Last time I called him out for being such a dick, I got punched. FML
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organizse 28

Does he wear a fedora and have a neckbeard too?

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gummehbewr 19

You're brother needs to learn what manners are..

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jarshablarg 8

Well he's going to be a 90yr old virgin

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MysteryGuest214 10

Please don't help him polish his manners. Leave him as the lone, unvarnished a**hole that he is. He's less likely to reproduce.

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MenacingMe 17

I laughed FAR too hard at this not to give it a thumbs up haha ?

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writerchic85 25

Sounds like one of those guys who use the word "friendzoned" a lot

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imhere_tocomment 2

Tell him that he is a dick, but this time say it's from us all as well.

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openminded8 17

wow that's a douche bag big enough to clean a whales ******

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kafka13 9

he's a real dick with a person attached

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zyero 9

Perpetual single eh? I've met a few folks bitching "why does nobody want to date me?!?" To which I respond "perhaps because you tell all your female friends to "get off your ass, get in the kitchen, and make me a sammich bitch!" Real lady killer that one. Your like a towel, all the ******'s just dry up around you."

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drangonangel14 8

Seriously? This is why ppl are turning to there own kind.

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Sparx1_1 16

Just be glad he doesn't have a girlfriend - do you really want that kind of idiot to reproduce?

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