Miscellaneous: Today, I had to listen to my brother whine yet again about being...

By Anonymous - 03/01/2016 14:01 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, I had to listen to my brother whine yet again about being single and how unfair it is. This is a guy who owns an "I fuck on the first date" t-shirt and has more than once referred to women as "vaginas with a person attached". Last time I called him out for being such a dick, I got punched. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2021 19:31 - India - Bangalore

Today, I finally met a guy I was interested in, after being a single 21 year-old virgin, but my brother decided to be overprotective and drag me away. Like, literally. FML

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By Taylor - 20/01/2009 20:41 - United States

Today, my brother's girlfriend dumped him. I overheard my mom tell him "It could be worse. Your brother can't even get a girlfriend". FML

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By get the fuck out! - 04/07/2023 22:00

Today, I overheard my husband’s disgusting misogynist brother saying that I shouldn’t be allowed to discipline my son, because “it’ll turn him into one of those pussy ass soyboy simps that listens to bitches.” My husband didn’t even back me when I told the douche to leave our house. FML

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By good mom - 05/11/2019 19:00 - United States - Monterey Park

Today, despite the fact that I own my home, car and have a career, I was once again told that I’ve shamed my family by being a single mom. Meanwhile, my brother has four kids with three different women and constantly hits up every family member for money. He gets nothing but just support. FML

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By ProsserBabe11 - 15/04/2012 02:21 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my brother why he can't go on dates with my new boyfriend and me. FML

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Celebrate!

By Anonymous - 30/04/2024 12:00 - Serbia - Belgrade

Today, I celebrated my birthday. My brother's girlfriend gave me a few snide comments about the choice of music and my dress. Then she teased me about not having a boyfriend. By the way, I haven't had a relationship in five years because I'm still traumatized from past domestic abuse. FML

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Keeping up with the Joneses

By Anonymous - 15/02/2022 00:01

Today, in our family group chat, my sister-in-law asked me what I got my new girlfriend for Valentine’s Day. Not long after, my brother called me pissed off about me making him look bad. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2011 16:18 - United States

Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML

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My brother the Gigachad

By Anonymous - 15/02/2022 06:01

Today, I thought my date last night went quite well, especially when she called me first thing this morning… until it turned out she wasn’t very impressed, and wanted my brother's number instead. The single, successful lawyer, who is 6 inches taller than me, who she saw on my Facebook page. FML

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It wasn't me!

By Anonymous - 15/03/2015 18:40 - United States - Charleston

Today, a guy beat the crap out of me for supposedly sleeping with his girlfriend. I didn't get a chance to tell him my brother lives with me and that he had the wrong guy. When my brother got home, he didn't ask if I was okay, but rather if the guy was coming back for him. FML

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organizse 28

Monday 4 January 2016 0:47

Does he wear a fedora and have a neckbeard too?

gummehbewr 19

Monday 4 January 2016 0:47

You're brother needs to learn what manners are..

Comments

Tannasgh 22

Monday 4 January 2016 4:38

Women seem to gravitate toward douchebags like that...or so it has been my experience

TheLastCenturion 19

Monday 4 January 2016 4:42

Deck him in the face.

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 4 January 2016 4:54

OP. you don't HAVE TO listen to him. next time just cut him off, or leave the room. let him know that you're not going to listen to someone whine while treating women badly.

shadow1248 23

Monday 4 January 2016 5:24

Ugh, just based on this your brother sounds disgustingly douchey.

MrKento11 12

Monday 4 January 2016 5:27

exigology (n.) A statement whose converse is its own explanation. ...The more you know.

PhoenixChick 26

Monday 4 January 2016 5:49

Ya know, I've seen dudes that wear things like that/say things like that and always wondered how they did with the ladies. I'm glad at least one is reaping the rewards. Sorry it's your brother though. Maybe when he's a little older or more mature (hey, it could happen) you can try again to point out the girl-repellent power of his attitude.