Animals: Today, I had to mow the lawn with a weedwacker because it rained...

By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 15:50 - United States

Today, I had to mow the lawn with a weedwacker because it rained a lot the past week and the push mower was broken. I started "mowing", and forgetting that I am mowing where the dogs go to the restroom, I absent-mindedly weedwack over dog poop. Which got flung into my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2011 01:08 - United States

Today, I ran out of breath while mowing the lawn. I was on a riding lawn mower. FML

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By Lee - 10/04/2012 03:50 - United States

Today, I decided to pull some weeds in my backyard. Everything was going great until I got a concussion. My dog thought that it would be fun to headbutt me from a running start. Twice. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2012 02:25 - United States - Binghamton

Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML

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By Cassie - 02/05/2011 00:21

Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I was chopping weeds with a weed whacker. I heard something get caught in the blades, and realized it was a frog when the leg hit me in the eye. The rest of the chopped frog ended up on my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2010 08:13 - United States

Today, I was walking dogs for the animal hospital I work for. I accidentally dropped the leash, and in my haste to retrieve it, I frantically grabbed the ground. I got the leash, and a handful of fresh dog poo emitted from the dog I was walking. FML

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By Kirta - 09/11/2009 15:18 - Canada

Today, while finishing up raking leaves, I decided it would be a fun idea to jump into them. After rolling around in the leaves for a bit, I smelled something funny. Turns out I was rolling around in dog shit. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2011 17:07 - Ireland

Today, I stepped in a pile of dog shit. While trying to get it off by wiping my foot on the grass, I stepped in another pile. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2012 20:08 - United States - Hobart

Today, while mowing the lawn, I was attacked by an underground hornet nest. I now have many stings, two scared dogs, and a mower still running outside. The hornets are swarming it and some are sitting on the lever, as if to turn it off. It's like they know. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2013 05:18 - United States

Today, I taught my kid how to mow the lawn. It's a self-propelling mower so it's easy to handle. My kid thought it would be smart to tie the handle down so that he wouldn't have to push it at all. This resulted in the lawn mower blasting through our fence and sinking into my neighbor's pool. FML

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teehee520 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 22:28

That's nasty.

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Sunday 10 May 2009 21:24

#60: Only the "Today" and "FML" parts are necessary. I doubt editors would go around inserting pointless words. And if it was added for consistency, all the FMLs would say "proceeded to [insert a ton of verbs that could be replaced with one verb]". That would suck.

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brave_fml 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 8:20

Lawnmowers/weedwackers that shoot the grass and shit at you, are Not Safe. I hope you were wearing goggles!

dlogan93 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 8:36

looks that shit "hit the fan" hahahahahahaaa

Georgek44 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 11:20

#59 LMAO. Since when does shit proceed? that sounds as if the shit voluntarily hit you in the face

egypt_fml 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 14:00

When I was little, I was watching my dad use the weed wacker. A longish piece of straw flew right into my tear duct and actually got stuck there, so my dad pulled it out. Imagine if it would have been a little more to the right or left, it would have poked me right in the eye! Eghh, the thought of it makes me cringe.

lifeislife_fml 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 21:24

brookester23 0

Monday 11 May 2009 22:24

That same exact thing happened to my dad! Lol never thought I'd read it on FML, he laughed too. :] It does suck though. Ewww.

PrettyVal 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 14:27

This is just funny, because, well dogs do not go to the restroom. Haha. Learn to clean up after your dogs? And possibly don't mow your lawn with a weedwacker...they fling things.