Miscellaneous: Today, I had to perform a skit in my class in which I have to...

By spandex - 24/03/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I had to perform a skit in my class in which I have to wear tight spandex compression shorts. The class laughed pretty hard, and I felt like I had done a good job. Afterward, a girl I have a crush on said, "So the stereotype about Asian guys IS true." Through the fluorescent lights you could see my junk. FML

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By volleyballgirl - 28/02/2010 01:11 - United States

Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML

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By NoName - 03/12/2009 19:20 - United States

Today, we had my school musical. The girls have to wear long skirts. I had a thong on, and while we were dancing the guy behind me stepped on my skirt. It fell to my ankles... the whole audience saw my ass. FML

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Show off

By Anonymous - 17/06/2022 09:00 - Algeria - Tipaza

Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML

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By lostandconfused - 31/05/2019 05:00

Today, I was teaching a class of 17-year-old Japanese boys English. Tripping over a school bag, I caught my foot in the bottom of my very loose elastic trousers. I pulled them down with my foot as I stumbled, exposing my underwear to all 40 students. FML

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By Christen - 19/02/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I walked out of the bathroom when two guys were checking me out and said "nice tail" I smiled and strutted to my next class. When I was about to sit down in my desk, the girl behind me said "did you know you have toilet paper hanging out of your pants?" FML

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By Longhorn2011 - 17/06/2009 17:44 - United States

Today, I went commando because its 98 degrees and sweaty boxers are a pain. While walking to class at UT I heard a girl laugh behind me, I turned and flashed a quick smile and kept walking. It turns out I had sweat through my khakis and she totally could see my crack. Texas weather sucks. FML

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By superman_not - 10/06/2009 15:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to play the role of Superman in a production on stage. They had to stuff my underwear because my 'thing' wasn't big enough. FML

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By full moon - 08/09/2016 02:37 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

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By ohshootgirl - 04/10/2010 02:06 - United States

Today, I was coming out of my work and a group of guys yelled, "Oh shoot girl!" and I blew them a kiss jokingly, then as I walked down the street, cars were honking at me, guys whistling. When I got home I noticed the foot long rip down my pencil skirt. FML

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Taking pictures

By Anonymous - 05/12/2019 14:00

Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML

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krunkrooster 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 16:17

its ok man shes a bitch

markh110 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 16:24

Haha eh, dw about it man. Unless she was just messing around, she's a bitch, and you would NOT be happy getting anywhere with her. Trust me I'm Asian and am "stereotypical," but I still manage to give my girl a good time! You just have to find a girl who's willing to appreciate it.

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uhnonnuhmus 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 18:12

I'm betting that she was just joking... In the event that she wasn't, it might help to point out that she should give you some of the testosterone that's allowing her to grow all that facial hair she has. Honestly, I've never cared much about size. I care more about how you use it. ;-)

Unre4l 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 18:17

To #31, I bet you can do karate chops with your penis

effthis 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 18:19

damn..

generalsmith2 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 18:28

since you are asian you're small and your life is already f***ed. suck it up, and find a new crush.

pudgypaw 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 18:53

girls actually care more about the width more than the length. get out a ruler and measure it when it's hard. if it's more than 4 inches your fine -someone who wiki'd this topic

Shadowflames420 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 18:55

not all asian are small.............. *whips his junk out*

jSOPURE 3

Tuesday 24 March 2009 18:56

#44- I hope you're joking. Don't worry man. I'm Filipino myself and I get the whole "small package" bit all the time. There's more to attraction that penis size. Maybe you should ask how big her ****** is. :)