By spandex - 24/03/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I had to perform a skit in my class in which I have to wear tight spandex compression shorts. The class laughed pretty hard, and I felt like I had done a good job. Afterward, a girl I have a crush on said, "So the stereotype about Asian guys IS true." Through the fluorescent lights you could see my junk. FML
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By Anonymous - 05/12/2019 14:00

Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML
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krunkrooster 0

its ok man shes a bitch

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markh110 0

Haha eh, dw about it man. Unless she was just messing around, she's a bitch, and you would NOT be happy getting anywhere with her. Trust me I'm Asian and am "stereotypical," but I still manage to give my girl a good time! You just have to find a girl who's willing to appreciate it.

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LoveFifteen 0

For what it's worth, the two smallest wangs I have ever been with belonged to Asian guys.

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alex_vik 0

You should've said "Yes, but thankfully my brains let me use it better than most people".

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KenMcGormick 0

tell her... that it is not about the size but about the thrust

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Ha1r1nY0S0up 15

its not the size of the boat but the motion in the ocean lol

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Sleepie 0

As long as she doesn't have a gaping vag-chasm it actually doesn't make that much of a difference. Assuming you know what you're doing, of course.

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ibanezplyr03 0

lol, "Is there any tread left on the tires, or at this point is it like throwing a hotdog down a hallway?"

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K2snow 0

u should have kicked her in the vag and told her u also know karate... thus fulfilling a second asian stereotype

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talonbronson 0

I second this.... I wonder if Bruce Lee was 'stereotypical'?

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prinny_fml 0

no he should have bitch-slapped her and said shut up and make me a sandwich **** or I'll go naruto on your ass

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maddog_fml 0

Why hell do you wear tight spandex shorts?? If you knew that, you would knew that someone would say something like that. You deserved that dude!

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zoecakes 0

hahahha #16 is right. "HOW DO YOU LIKE ASIAN STEREOTYPES NOW, BITCH?!"

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