Intimacy: Today, I had to pick my parents up from jail. They thought it...

By Username - 20/06/2011 15:57 - United States

Today, I had to pick my parents up from jail. They thought it would be okay to have sex behind a bush. FML

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By RBergman - 25/04/2015 20:05 - United States - Basin

Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for having sex in public. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2020 23:01

Today, I left the house to get groceries. My parents asked me where I was going and how long I would be gone for. Thinking they were just being inquisitive parents, I ignored them. I got home 20 minutes later to them having sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2016 19:46 - United States - Bronx

Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML

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By RetroDayDreamer - 10/09/2011 15:46 - United States

Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML

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Monday 20 June 2011 19:01

whose bush was it?

green_eggs_and_h 0

Monday 20 June 2011 19:03

At least you know your parents still love eachother.

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FLAFeagle 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 23:28

its not even that great...

orion0182 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 2:15

What's wrong with that? keeps the passion alive!

Tyler_Allen 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 4:02

at least it wasnt in an open field

wafflerampage 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 4:26

Parents of the year.

sblhaine 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 5:56

buy them a hotel room for gods sake

jessejameshammon 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 6:19

time to make like a tree and leave

Turbo_Kramit 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 20:28

good for them. more couples like that and maybe we can lower the divorce rate. you should be proud of them.

vanillapup 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 22:20

they've been arrested together- In a way, it's kind of cute!

jmac82 0

Friday 24 June 2011 0:31

Ha ha that's totally badass! Your parents are awesome!

ronda90 0

Friday 24 June 2011 0:54

omg really did any1 else c them

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