Whatcha do when they come for you?

By Anonymous - 22/01/2011 20:20 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend called me to pick her up from jail. She'd been arrested for indecent exposure. FML
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rawrkittehpwnage 0

sounds like you got yourself a keeper there.

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AlexBuda 0

You have a **** as a girlfriend, time to break up

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Cooldown987 0

Giver her sum more

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WEEBZ 0

indecent exposure on my dick

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alwa7sh 2

Your in love with a striper, she poppin, she rollin, she rollin.

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Ethiopia_Salam 0

Did you reply to the first comment just to have yours at the top? Omg me too! Now what else should us attention ****** do? USE ALL CAPS LOCK? use horible gramer and speelings so teh grammr nazis will freek out? I feel so fulfilled! Everyone, LOOK AT MY COMMENT, LOOK AT IT! God people grow up.

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MzKylz 0

says you #66 who is 16... I couldn't give a shit where my post is it's just as easy to click on the first one. as I couldn't give a shit about other peoples comments.

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MzKylz 0

Oh & yes I am awesome for posting in the first comment!! pffft

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alwa7sh 2

Well our comments made you look and comment 66, yah I feel fulfilled. Now reply all the way in the bottom so people wouldn't think of you as an attention *****.

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ilovejorgerabara 3

Haha all these comments are hilarious! Why read the FML when we have comments ;) all of you are amazing, well most of you. Haha Anyways Op I hope you left her ass there !!!

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banana_buddy 6

Wow YDI OP for dating a fugly tramp. We all know that decent looking girls don't get arrested for indecent exposure cause guys will pick them up before the police do.

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sourgirl101 28

Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator? A: Why are you shaking? It's me she's going to eat.(: Your name reminded me of this joke.

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LightningLadyy 0

This FML reminds me of the joke "Pass out with your rack out!"

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shortymac 0

Sounds like a great girlfriend. Who cares what she shows to other people as long as you're the only one getting to touch while you look.

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Cian_1 28

If I was him, I'd be very suspicious at why she was naked. This happened to with my ex; she was cheating at the time, and that's how I found out. Good luck, OP!

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Filitov 0

Hopefully she was adhering to the "look but don't touch" rule for those who witnessed her exposure.

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SarahCrazy_fml 0

Sad if that's further then she has ever gone with you.

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mintcar 9

She was probably inebriated. Talk to her about it because there's nothing classy about indecent exposure.

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EazyB29 0

so are you saying that it was okay because she was drunk?

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LoveMySoldier82 0

No, she is hoping it was just the booze, otherwise something is seriously wrong. Either way, she doesn't sound very classy.

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XxKyttixX 0

Haha that's the way to do it!

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FYLDeep 25

Tell her that from now on when she goes out and exposes herself, that she better be doing a decent job of it.

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