By oxjessiiox - 11/10/2009 15:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to make it a realistic as possible but ended up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Next time don't agree to be in the play unless they give you a C section. ;)

this made me laugh out loud, a lot! Brilliant.

Thanks guys ;) I'm the one who submitted this, I made an account afterwards jjust to reply to all of your comments. Yes, it was embarressing, thats why its on FML. I never though my most embarressing moment of all time could get so many "LOLS" and "LMFAO" Makes me feel like a celebrity to know all you awsome FML'ers are reading my FML and getting good laughs out of it :') Jess (aka Poop) x x x

tb15 0

sometimes the mods put a badge next to the OP's comment. Either they forgot any you are the OP. If so thanks for replying to your FML. or you're not the OP which is wierd

To be fair... that does make it horribly realistic.

That made me almost crap my pants from laughing!! I guess I'm just lucky.

hahahaha by any chance was the play Mary giving birth to baby Jesús lmao haha FYL

hottyinabag12345 0

was it really necessary to shit yourself