Miscellaneous: Today, I had to run a mile in gym class for fitness training....

By Alex - 13/05/2011 21:10 - United States

Today, I had to run a mile in gym class for fitness training. If it takes longer than 10 minutes to run the stretch, you have to re-take it. My time was 10:02. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2013 14:56 - United States

Today, I ran the mile in gym class. I was the second to last person to finish, and I was left panting and feeling faint. When the teacher found out I hadn't come in dead last, he accused me of skipping a lap and is now making me rerun the entire thing. FML

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By Fluffy - 11/01/2012 12:51 - United States

Today, I had to run a timed mile. I'm terrible at running. During the run, I thought I was doing a good job. That is, until the teacher told me to stop because I was three laps behind everyone else. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2013 17:28 - United States - Dell Rapids

Today, my entire gym class had to run the 1600 with our coach calling out finishing times. My finishing time was reported as "3 days short of a year." FML

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By ouch - 25/02/2009 23:29 - United States

Today, I had to rush to school to avoid being late. Unfortunately, I forgot to put a bra on beforehand, and as soon as I got to gym class, the first thing my teacher said was: "Okay folks, let's get outside, we're running the mile." FML

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By Lily - 09/10/2018 17:30

Today, I did a sprint in gym class. Despite being the skinniest in the class, I ran slower than everyone else, including two morbidly obese people. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2022 12:00

Today, trying to get into shape because I run out of breath after walking more than 30 minutes, I started to hit the gym. Too bad my legs didn’t want to cooperate and decided that it would cause limping-worthy pain for every step I took on the treadmill. FML

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By Just..why - 25/03/2019 14:00

Today, I ran a mile for my gym class. While I managed to cut two minutes off my time, a few minutes later I felt dizzy and nauseous, which I thought was because I pushed myself too hard. I collapsed and vomited in front of everyone. Not a single person moved to help me. Not even the teacher. FML

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By varsity soccer player - 19/08/2011 21:08 - United States

Today, I had my first day of soccer tryouts. We began with a two mile run. Trying to be honest for once, I didn't lie about my time. Everyone else did. I thus got the worst score, and had to run it again. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2015 16:34 - Ireland

Today, after the longest time, I went to the gym. I ran and ran and ran on the treadmill for an eternity, beating myself up for getting so overweight. Then I tripped and fell off, sweating and sobbing for being so useless. When I looked up, I saw I'd been on the machine for barely 2 minutes. FML

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By king of 8 - 09/05/2021 11:00

Today, on the way to an exam, I got hit by a car. I got back up and limped to class. The teacher wouldn’t let me in because I was 10 seconds late. FML

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Saturday 14 May 2011 1:22

it took you 10 min to run a mile? that's a long time

iAmScrubs 19

Saturday 14 May 2011 1:22

At least you weren't 10 minutes and 1 millisecond.

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shireeniee 8

Saturday 14 May 2011 3:22

Haha, you'll get better with practice! I went from 10min to 7 in a year, makes me really happy! haha good luck op(:

Trupe 3

Saturday 14 May 2011 3:27

I mean I'm gonna say you deserve it. If you're that badly out of shape you should do something about it. I'm 280 pounds and I can do that in like 8.......

joa76 3

Saturday 14 May 2011 6:34

That may be, but you know what? People can look at you and know you weigh 280 pounds. They can't look at someone and know they can't run a 10 minute mile. Unless you're actually a runner, or apparently if you're posting on this FML, no one cares how fast you can run.

cdypoore 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 3:30

keep a steady pace and then sprint the last quarter mile. i did that and my time was 7 minutes, and would have been faster had i actually tried.

TheKingDon 2

Saturday 14 May 2011 3:31

YDI, fat-ass.

dabo_fml 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 3:35

tht sucks tht slowest ive ever ran is 5 mins 24 seconds

seriouslyLifeSuc 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 3:40

umm I don't understand how u didn't make it...I'm fat and I can run a mile in about 9:30....I'm not sure what my latest time is but it's something from 9:30-9:50

ribbyc80 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 3:40

drop a quad of acid, then ull do it in 5 mins flat cause of the evil garden gnomes of doom chasing you with dildoes, riding unicorns painted in rainbows.

gpend 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 3:41

run fatty run!!!

squidly123456789 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 3:46

slow poke 5:26 right hurrr

jessmariex 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 3:49

Wow. The last time I had to run the mile was in middle school, and back then I got it in 8 minutes and that's with walking some of it. I would've done better if I actually tried. You either walked for a majority of it, or you're in elementary school. The last time I saw anyone get over ten minutes for the mile was in like 3rd grade. Only a few of the guys got under 10 minutes.