By Fluffy - 11/01/2012 12:51 - United States

Today, I had to run a timed mile. I'm terrible at running. During the run, I thought I was doing a good job. That is, until the teacher told me to stop because I was three laps behind everyone else. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 931
You deserved it 6 243

Same thing different taste

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hey buddy, you're putting in the effort. more than some kids can say! a lot give up

The_Troller 14

Ouch, OP. I feel your pain, I've got asthma so I can't run long distances very easily. But come on, three laps? Were you crawling the whole time or was it just a super long run? Ps: nice username OP

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Are your classmates Olympic-level runners or were you crawling, OP? I'm not a great runner myself but... three whole laps?

Sucks for you, did you really try tu run? Or where you just power walking? Three laps seems too much.

Unbelievable, you didn't see them passing????

ninjuh_wingman 29

Theyre either unbelieveably fast or youre unbelievably slow.

Could have been an indoor track. The ones I'm used to take 8 laps to equal a mile. So, he would of been at lap 5, as they were finishing lap 8. That said, I would of told the teacher to piss off and let you finish if you had the ambition to do so.

yeah it was probably an indoor 200m track

Wow... that takes talent. If you're going to fail, fail hard I guess, I'm only kidding. I'm terrible at running too, and usually get lapped at least once, but I do have to run to keep my job so I push through it. Work hard, dedicate yourself, you'll make it OP.

fiblydinkerton 0

You have to be really dumb then...

#27 How does being a slow runner have anything to do with intelligence? In that case, you must run really fast...

Yeah seriously...just because it takes them a long time to run a mile doesn't mean they're dumb, it means that it takes them a long time to run a mile!

aron7628 5

Well i think he means that because the op is unhealthy, assuming because he can't run this mile, ( and i don't mean fat unhealthy) and this causes him to fail mentally. You see when someone is physically fit they are able to pump more blood faster throughout their body in order to accommodate for all the exertion on the body, well if he was fit then he would have more oxygen for his brain and then the op would have better cognitive skills.

I'm pretty sure that's not what he meant....

Lucky! My gym teachers never let me stop running my mile! I had to keep going. I like your strategy OP.

Yeah I'm gonna have to try that next time!