By ambled - 24/12/2011 20:04 - United States

Today, I had to share a car with my dad and stepmother. My stepmother managed to get hammered at lunch and spent the hour-long car trip drunkenly mistaking the heating controls for the radio. FML
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tylersign 11

"Why is it getting louder when it's getting hotter...?!?!? I don't understand technology these days." I'd record that. YouTube gold.

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DocBastard 38

You should've encouraged her to drink more so she would pass the **** out.

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FYLDeep 25

You must never have had a drunk person vomit all over the inside of your vehicle before.

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DocBastard 38

Correct. I try not to allow the heavily intoxicated in my car. It still has that "new car smell", and I don't want that compromised.

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FYLDeep 25

I'm guessing that a trauma surgeon probably has a slightly nicer car than a poor college student like me as well.

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flockz 19

what is this "new car smell" you speak of? the only car smell that i've smelled is a mixture of tequila and cat piss in my car from Juan's Auto down the street.

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DocBastard 38

Well, if that combination is new for you, then you have that new car smell too. I have mine upholstered with unicorn fur with solid platinum trim.

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flockz 19

bastard!! i can't afford unicorn fur. my car is upholstered with intertwined goose pubes. it's the best i could get!

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silentbutfunny 0

Man you guys sound like you know what your talking about when it comes to smells. Can you work your magic on humans? Funky smelling humans out there... Unicorn fur ftw

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kaykay20 0

At least she didn't mistake the channel changer knob for the volume. Rather deal with being too hot or too cold then deaf.

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polkadot3155 6

your lucky... she could have crashed it.. and died.

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polkadot3155 6

nevermind I didn't see the part about your dad being along. ha

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IAMYOURPINEAPPLE 9

The argument that follows would be pretty heated.

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bizarre_ftw 21

She's a double D and blonde and your dad is loaded isn't (s)he?

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stephanieeDawnx 0

I though all dads were a he? O.o

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ninjuh_wingman 29

Must have been some interesting music playing.

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bigsnasty 6

Role down the window!

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beebananaz88 0

Its getting hot in here so take off all your clothes!

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Ash0 6

must have been pretty toasty in there

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GoW_Chick 14

Maybe she got drunk because of what she found out at the family barbeque

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