Miscellaneous: Today, I had to show a new student around my school. Normally,...

By not_this_shit_again - 09/04/2014 12:37 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I had to show a new student around my school. Normally, that wouldn't be such a bad thing, but the student was my crazy, overly-attached ex. I transferred schools to get away from her in the first place. FML

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By SchoolSucks - 19/02/2013 17:05 - United States

Today, it's my first day at a new school. I transferred here halfway through the year to get away from a girl who bullies me. She's apparently bullied her mom into transferring her here as well. FML

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By graveyard-sh*t - 29/10/2019 14:00

Today, my psycho ex-girlfriend showed up at my new job to, "Keep an eye on me." The same ex-girlfriend who has been stalking me since we broke up. Two years ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2010 03:16 - United States

Today, we were practicing figure drawing in art class. Our regular model didn't show up, so our teacher pulled someone out of study hall. And who did she pick? My ex-boyfriend, who stalked me after our breakup, which resulted in a nervous breakdown that put me in therapy. It was a long class. FML

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By robbed - 02/09/2023 22:00

Today, my ex-girlfriend from high school has been at her new college for a week. She broke up with me because she wanted to meet new people and leave high school behind her. That was understandable… until my best friend showed me texts from her trying to arrange to hook up with him when she’s back. FML

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By blackrose - 08/08/2021 02:01

Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML

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By fatcat117 - 22/04/2011 01:53 - United States

Today, in order to avoid seeing my ex-girlfriend in class, I changed my schedule for "personal reasons." Apparently she had the same idea and changed her schedule as well. We now have all the same classes together. Before, we had just two. FML

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By Betrayed - 27/08/2012 06:11 - United States

Today, I attended my college roommate's wedding. We were best friends for 4 years, but have only talked occasionally since graduation. I was looking forward to meeting her new husband, having heard so much about him during our conversations. Turns out she forgot to mention he's my ex. FML

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By DormHater - 23/08/2010 23:09 - United States

Today, I helped move my current boyfriend into his new dorm room. This would've been fine if I didn't have to do this while avoiding eye contact with my ex-boyfriend, who just happens to be my boyfriend's new roommate. FML

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By Heart-Broken - 09/04/2015 01:58 - Canada - Richmond

Today, I was paired up with my long-term crush for a project. She introduced herself to me and asked if I was new this year. We've gone to the same school since kindergarten. FML

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Wrong target

By footinmouth - 21/01/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML

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Welshite 39

Wednesday 9 April 2014 20:23

There could always be an "accident" during the tour.

bettyxoxo 11

Wednesday 9 April 2014 20:23

Time to transfer.

Comments

KatyLarae 13

Thursday 10 April 2014 4:41

What time is? Transfer time

PippaButtertubs 15

Thursday 10 April 2014 5:16

Maybe show her the other guys instead, that might help. Also, how'd she know where you went?

molleyla 7

Thursday 10 April 2014 5:24

Stalker!

deathrowdiesel 2

Thursday 10 April 2014 5:54

Get a restraining order and another school transfer

penguin_bitchez 15

Thursday 10 April 2014 6:18

Witness Protection Program, my friend.

TogeBara 12

Thursday 10 April 2014 10:50

the witness protection program is for federal witness of crimes and victims of federal cases in which the culprits could not be caught therefore leaving the victim in an unsafe position. not a funny just, just makes you look stupid

darkfireflame 15

Thursday 10 April 2014 10:54

Might want to talk to your guidance counselor. Like, tomorrow.

TrinityNevada 11

Thursday 10 April 2014 15:40

I had something like that too. I was trying to avoid this guy after I'd told him he made me uncomfortable and he said hi to me months later when I was with a friend. I ignored him, my friend elbowed me and chastised me and when I said I wasn't being very nice. She invited him to join us for the dinner I'd been looking forward to all week (I'd saved money for the dinner and the babysitter), spent a lot of time prying about what my problem was with him and basically gave him my contact information, informed him that I was single and where I lived so that he could reach me when I "forgot how to answer the phone". Not the same situation, but similar