By not_this_shit_again - 09/04/2014 12:37 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I had to show a new student around my school. Normally, that wouldn't be such a bad thing, but the student was my crazy, overly-attached ex. I transferred schools to get away from her in the first place. FML
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Welshite 39

There could always be an "accident" during the tour.

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azyjazy713 11

Show her the bathrooms, and the worst parts of the school to discourage her. Then excuse yourself for lunch, go to the courthouse, come back, & show her the Restraining Order!!

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31SecondsAlone 15

No, no, no, no. You don't simply transfer schools to get away from an overly attached ex-girlfriend, you transfer countries!

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Nymeria_fml 25

But they'll even follow you to another country if they really care! And, the crazy ones usually do.

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HeyTherexxx 21

How "hot" a girl can be does not make up for her crazy, obsessive behavior.

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rocker_chick23 27

What does being hot have to do with anything? If someone was stalking me it wouldn't matter if he was Johnny Depp gorgeous, I would run away fast.

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MortenM 17

The rest of us aren't the ones in shit, so it's all about getting the best from the story. I think it's a legit question.

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rocker_chick23 27

38:It's not a legit question. It's a completely idiotic one

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Pharmgrl03 9

Distance makes the heart grow fonder.. She must really love you

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famvd 15

If she's willing to go so far as transferring schools to be near you, who knows what she's capable of... Watch your back OP.

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thisismylifesoo 11

try to get someone else to give her the tour

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Cherryta 17

Lock her in the janitor's closet and lose the key...problem solved.

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AFCCT 7

Reunited and it feels so good

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GirlGamer12345 22

Get a restraining order. Those things are gold

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Welshite 39

I have about eleven restraining orders against me, and two in review. I haven't seen any gold. :( Maybe I need to creep more.

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skittyskatbrat 19

What's even better is dating an incredibly possessive and aggressive female (towards other females), as long as you're sure you can keep it brief and separate on okay terms. Pick wisely and you'll have someone that will hand the ex her ass. You won't be dating for several months afterwards, but after the experience with the ex, it might not be a bad idea!

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