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By Anonymous - 01/11/2014 15:28 - Canada - Sooke

Today, I had to show up at an anti-drugs lecture with full-blown pink eye. It's from an ongoing bacterial infection, but the speaker said he'd heard that excuse a hundred times before, and shamed me in front of everyone. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2020 05:30

Today, my professor gave me a huge lecture in front of the class about showing up sick, about how I was endangering the lives of other students, and kicked me out of class. As I left, everyone applauded. I'm not sick, but suffering for horrible allergies. FML

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By dragynfyre - 06/03/2012 05:37 - United States

Today, my boss called me out for a drug test. His reason was because my eyes are puffy and bloodshot, making me look high. I've been suffering from allergies all week, but still had to pee in a cup in front of a complete stranger. FML

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By elite - 19/01/2012 21:59

Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML

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By SummerGirl0009 - 23/08/2009 22:24 - United States

Today, I discovered that the medicated eye drops I have been taking to fight a mild eye infection show up under black lights when I walked into a party and the whole left side of my face was glowing. FML

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By nzkristy - 03/01/2010 10:59 - New Zealand

Today, I got sent home from work for appearing stoned/under the influence of drugs. I suffer from severe hay fever, which no antihistamine has fixed yet, hence the red and glassy eyes. FML

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By Jayne - 29/03/2012 04:45 - United States

Today, my professor called me out in the middle of a lecture to ask why I was bleeding. I then had to explain to him, in front of around one hundred of my fellow classmates, that my largest zit had burst. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, it was my first day with new contacts, but I found out they make my eyes red and itchy. Today was also the day I had a very important meeting. They think I showed up stoned. FML

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By danny5191 - 17/03/2012 02:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a nasty cough, but I went to college anyway. When I walked into class, I could practically smell menstrual blood in the air. After a few coughs, our instructor gave me an "Oh, shut up!" After half an hour, she kicked me out for not "taking the class seriously". FML

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By my face though - 25/01/2016 17:04 - United States - Kettle Falls

Today, I had to leave class early due to a profusely bleeding pimple on my forehead. FML

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By Embarassed - 15/03/2011 19:29 - United States

Today, while at a school anti-drugs assembly, the speaker asked everyone to stand up if they knew someone who had died of an overdose. As I stood up, my friend hit me in the side, making me laugh. I stood frozen under accusing glares while the speaker bitched me out for a good 5 minutes. FML

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Saturday 1 November 2014 23:41

I think I'd rather you be high then have pink eye around me. Really sucks though, you should have taken the opportunity to rub the bacterium on him . My thing though is why did you show up with a contagious infection?

emeester 7

Saturday 1 November 2014 23:36

That's really stupid. Sorry OP :/

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sugarbaby9908 20

Monday 3 November 2014 5:34

Take copies of your diagnosis from the doctors, black out all necessary information, and show it everyone or just the speaker. Make an ass out of him

Sassycassy23 1

Monday 3 November 2014 5:55

Quit picking your assistance and rubbing your eye lol

Dchag117 10

Monday 3 November 2014 11:41

Assuming OP was put on antibiotics they wouldn't be contagious to everyone else.

ajs1987 15

Monday 3 November 2014 16:40

Even if it was a drug thing, he's still being incredibly inappropriate. I'd report him in a heartbeat and get him fired.

bizarrebuizel 2

Tuesday 4 November 2014 2:24

Give him a black eye, then.

miss_amphetamine 24

Tuesday 4 November 2014 4:33

Get a doctors note or just show the lecturer your antibiotics prescription...he'll feel bad, I guarantee it. Also...i'm a terrible person, but I'd laugh if an anti drugs speaker came down with pink eye

yzzob 3

Wednesday 5 November 2014 9:40

wait., are you POSITIVE it wasn't pink eye? gross

asherm 15

Saturday 8 November 2014 1:34

Rub your eye, then the instructor's belongings. He'll believe you when he gets it.

rachel8234 3

Thursday 20 November 2014 5:38

you shouldnt have gone... punk eye is no joke. super Contagious.

wasliedtoasakid 22

Saturday 27 December 2014 4:25

You should have rubbed your eyes, held out your hand, had a smirk on your face, and said "Shake my hand. I dare you." If he gets it and has to do another lecture while he has pink eye, that'll look REALLY bad.