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By dogwheels - 20/12/2011 11:54 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to sit and listen to my co-worker moan about how early he has to get up tomorrow to go on his ski holiday in France over Christmas. He also complained about how tiring skiing is. FML

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By Floof - 15/02/2010 13:35 - United States

Today, I was skiing in Vermont for the third day straight. Since I was getting very little sleep, on the top of the chairlift I let out a huge yawn, pulling a muscle in my face. As I slid down the ramp, everyone saw me thrashing my head around and making funny, painful faces as I fell down. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2012 17:35 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my boss asked me if I had any special plans for Christmas. After I told him I was planning a trip to Canada, he snapped, "Well, you can forget it. I need you at the office." FML

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Shut up already!

By Anonymous - 30/12/2021 17:01

Today, I thought working through the holidays would mean little to do and the boss telling me stories all day. Actually, it meant having loads to do, while my boss was telling me stories regardless, effectively keeping me from doing the work he is paying me for. FML

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By mylifesucks - 02/12/2009 01:32 - United States

Today, I found out that my 2 week Christmas vacation my boss was talking about wasn't for this year, but 2010. I spent the day with my husband cancelling flights to Florida, and explaning to my 8 year old why we were not going to Disney World. FML

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Meritocracy

By DazedAndConfused - 14/11/2021 11:00

Today, like every day, my coworker showed up thirty minutes late, sat down for thirty more checking email while I got the morning work done alone, listening to her bitch about how much she hates her job and wants to go home. My coworkers criticized me for being moody, and praised her for being the best. FML

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Get off your ass

By nepotwatism @ its finest - 23/09/2015 15:05 - Sweden - Halmstad

Today, my boss told me I have to start work 4 hours early tomorrow, because that my coworker, who happens to be his son, will not be coming in because he's "too tired". I work 10 hours a day, 6 days a week without complaining. His son works two 4-hour shifts a week. FML

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WTF just happened?

By Carnage23 - 22/11/2014 10:16 - Germany - Essen

Today, my coworker and I announced that we are spending our holidays together, because we both have kids. My boss then announced that he's coming with us. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 14:13 - United Kingdom

Today, my boss texted me to say the office was closed because of the snow. I begged him to let me go in anyway because I had nothing to do all day. I have no life, friends or hobbies. FML

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By Doy - 19/12/2011 06:31 - Canada

Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't know what I was going to do over the Christmas holidays since he was going to be out of the country. He suggested that I work out and do some sit-ups. FML

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Money for whining

By Anonymous - 14/05/2021 23:59 - Dominican Republic - Santo Domingo

Today, I realized I get paid to hear my boss complain and talk crap. FML

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shannonreneee 11

Tuesday 20 December 2011 18:44

Ungrateful and spoilt people are annoying. I do not care for them.

Lanceeden 12

Tuesday 20 December 2011 18:44

Poor guy. You should give him a massage. He's having a rough time, op :(

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BFallon3 5

Wednesday 21 December 2011 0:36

What a dick

sayahiei 7

Wednesday 21 December 2011 0:48

First World Problem.

marykait 0

Wednesday 21 December 2011 1:24

Ya skiing isn't that tiring. Poor guy. Lol

vintage3113 6

Wednesday 21 December 2011 1:26

Hahaha...this is the funniest fml I've read in a long time, fyl

Okayitwasme 0

Wednesday 21 December 2011 1:43

Tell him to break a leg. Lol

OfficeNinja 5

Wednesday 21 December 2011 1:49

Push the asshole down the stairs. Then say "what luck! Now you don't have to go skiing in France!! You broke your leg!". Then celebrate with a pint.

DaMan25 4

Wednesday 21 December 2011 1:57

Ugh rich people have it sooooo bad.

TheRealBrianGrif 7

Wednesday 21 December 2011 2:21

Interestingly this is called a "humblebrag"

DonkeyGilbert13 0

Wednesday 21 December 2011 2:25

okay.....and this is an FML how? this doesn't really affect you, really. But yeah, he seems spoiled.

Taysia_Elice 6

Wednesday 21 December 2011 3:10

Excuse me for not caring about the slight inconvenience of a rich person.........

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