Work: Today, I had to sit and listen to my co-worker moan about how...

By dogwheels - 20/12/2011 11:54 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to sit and listen to my co-worker moan about how early he has to get up tomorrow to go on his ski holiday in France over Christmas. He also complained about how tiring skiing is. FML

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By Floof - 15/02/2010 13:35 - United States

Today, I was skiing in Vermont for the third day straight. Since I was getting very little sleep, on the top of the chairlift I let out a huge yawn, pulling a muscle in my face. As I slid down the ramp, everyone saw me thrashing my head around and making funny, painful faces as I fell down. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2012 17:35 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my boss asked me if I had any special plans for Christmas. After I told him I was planning a trip to Canada, he snapped, "Well, you can forget it. I need you at the office." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2021 17:01

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By mylifesucks - 02/12/2009 01:32 - United States

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By DazedAndConfused - 14/11/2021 11:00

Today, like every day, my coworker showed up thirty minutes late, sat down for thirty more checking email while I got the morning work done alone, listening to her bitch about how much she hates her job and wants to go home. My coworkers criticized me for being moody, and praised her for being the best. FML

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Get off your ass

By nepotwatism @ its finest - 23/09/2015 15:05 - Sweden - Halmstad

Today, my boss told me I have to start work 4 hours early tomorrow, because that my coworker, who happens to be his son, will not be coming in because he's "too tired". I work 10 hours a day, 6 days a week without complaining. His son works two 4-hour shifts a week. FML

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By Carnage23 - 22/11/2014 10:16 - Germany - Essen

Today, my coworker and I announced that we are spending our holidays together, because we both have kids. My boss then announced that he's coming with us. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 14:13 - United Kingdom

Today, my boss texted me to say the office was closed because of the snow. I begged him to let me go in anyway because I had nothing to do all day. I have no life, friends or hobbies. FML

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By Doy - 19/12/2011 06:31 - Canada

Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't know what I was going to do over the Christmas holidays since he was going to be out of the country. He suggested that I work out and do some sit-ups. FML

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Money for whining

By Anonymous - 14/05/2021 23:59 - Dominican Republic - Santo Domingo

Today, I realized I get paid to hear my boss complain and talk crap. FML

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shannonreneee 11

Tuesday 20 December 2011 18:44

Ungrateful and spoilt people are annoying. I do not care for them.

Lanceeden 12

Tuesday 20 December 2011 18:44

Poor guy. You should give him a massage. He's having a rough time, op :(

Comments

ZDK5498 6

Tuesday 20 December 2011 20:45

many people would love to go on the trip and he needs to stop bitching about waking up early. life can't be what he wants it to be. sorry you had to put up with a spoiled snot nose...

Punkpoptart1119 20

Tuesday 20 December 2011 20:47

Wow..what a douche. I'd love to get up early to go on a holiday vacation..

s1ckpup 0

Tuesday 20 December 2011 21:09

stop complaining about people complaining assholes

manbearpig123456 0

Tuesday 20 December 2011 21:10

Skiing is very tiring!!!!

s1ckpup 0

Tuesday 20 December 2011 21:15

maybe if the OP saved his money, he can take extravagant trips as well.

bubo_fml 10

Tuesday 20 December 2011 21:26

Fukkin' 1%ers!

YaJustMe 2

Tuesday 20 December 2011 21:37

Sounds like my niece whining about how she HAS to go on yet ANOTHER trip. Spain, Greece, Mexico, France, Hawaii, Euro Disney and Disneyland all in one year is sheer child abuse I guess. Geez my kids are lucky - they get to go to the Provincial Park 5 kilometres away on free admission day.. how spoiled are they?