Money: Today, I had to skip lunch to work on a big project, so I stopped...

By broke and hungry - 30/05/2015 18:53 - United States - West New York

Today, I had to skip lunch to work on a big project, so I stopped by a vending machine. The number I wanted was 126, but I accidentally typed 124, using my last dollar. 124 was the only empty row. FML

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By quarterback - 23/01/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, while at the vending machine, I put in my $20 instead of my $1. I got my change back in quarters. FML

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Today, I used the last dollar in my PayPal Tap to pay to get myself a little something for work lunch. The register glitched just before the transaction finished, but it still took the money. No cash, no lunch. FML

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By iblamethetories - 11/10/2012 17:49 - United Kingdom - Colchester

Today, I had to pay my bus fare in very small change. After carefully counting out coins under the withering glares of a bus-load of people, I quickly slid them into the machine, and somehow ended up jamming it. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2024 14:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I spent way too long battling a vending machine that ate my dollar but didn’t give me my snack. After shaking it, kicking it, and practically hugging it, I finally gave up. As I walked away in defeat, it dropped the snack. I rushed back to claim my prize… and the janitor grabbed it before I could. FML

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By aianmoo16 - 01/05/2016 21:52 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was at a mini arcade and accidentally put a hundred dollar bill through the quarter machine. FML

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By Z'ev - 05/04/2013 16:34 - United States - New York

Today, I went to get my car fixed. There was a vending machine in the waiting room, and I was hungry. The snacks were overpriced, but I still had a little money left over. I noticed a bag of Cheetos hanging loose, so I paid for them, hoping to get two bags. They both got stuck. FML

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By aquagoddess - 03/07/2018 19:00

Today, I used the last of my money to buy a bag of vending machine chips for dinner. It got stuck. A passerby saw and generously offered to buy another bag of the same chips to dislodge it. Gratefully, I accepted his offer. It stayed stuck. FML

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By Eodowoiono - 06/08/2013 16:20 - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, as a joke, my friend put my bus money in the vending machine. Not only did the machine not return my money, it wouldn't give me an item in return. FML

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By Pimaan - 26/10/2011 16:14 - United States

Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML

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By mee - 22/01/2013 18:49 - United States - Peabody

Today, I went and bought lunch for all the people I work with. The only meal the place forgot was mine. FML

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Mitchellbassists 29

Sunday 31 May 2015 16:30

Later that day he crashed his car costing him 124$. Afterwards, he was watching channel 124 and his cable broke. Finally, his girlfriend called at 1:24 AM and broke up with him.

jet223 20

Sunday 31 May 2015 16:33

Usually the vending machine says "Not In Stock" if you choose an empty row. Guess you were that unlucky. Hope you finish the big project soon and have a nice big dinner.

Comments

Mitchellbassists 29

Sunday 31 May 2015 16:30

Later that day he crashed his car costing him 124$. Afterwards, he was watching channel 124 and his cable broke. Finally, his girlfriend called at 1:24 AM and broke up with him.

Wizardo 33

Sunday 31 May 2015 18:39

Man these Final Destination sequels really went off the rails. Should've stopped at 123.

vikky538 28

Sunday 31 May 2015 19:23

You are the official un-fortune teller.

airforce987 20

Sunday 31 May 2015 19:30

The worst part? It all happened on January 24th

Tymaster5 22

Sunday 31 May 2015 20:37

Of the year 2124?

theTravinator 21

Sunday 31 May 2015 21:14

Rumor has it they were only together for 124 days

Mauskau 35

Monday 1 June 2015 2:18

$124 is super cheap for a car crash!

TheKingOfHearts 19

Monday 27 July 2015 5:46

His 124th girlfriend broke up with him on 124 Avenue, which was founded by Jose P. Miller the 124th!

Delsanity 13

Sunday 31 May 2015 16:28

I hate when i put wrong number at vending machine and get the wrong candy.

ScarredVox92 16

Sunday 31 May 2015 20:11

Lol first world problems.

abNormal62 23

Sunday 31 May 2015 16:32

Empty calories? Empty slot! I think in the long run, you made the best choice

Renee4Echelon 15

Sunday 31 May 2015 16:38

Yes because, between the option of unhealthy food and being hungry for hours - someone would pick to be hungry :/

Mitchellbassists 29

Sunday 31 May 2015 16:48

It seems like more of a mistake than a choice to pick the empty row.

SystemofaBlink41 27

Sunday 31 May 2015 20:21

There should be a moderator here solely for the purpose of pointing out when someone is joking.

jet223 20

Sunday 31 May 2015 16:33

Usually the vending machine says "Not In Stock" if you choose an empty row. Guess you were that unlucky. Hope you finish the big project soon and have a nice big dinner.

RowanNightShade 22

Sunday 31 May 2015 16:35

Why not ask a friend? Maybe they could pick you up something or at the very least loan you a dollar.

Renee4Echelon 15

Sunday 31 May 2015 16:37

Too bad your finger "slipped". Pay better attention OP. But hey...don't we all get screwed over by a vending machine at least once in our lives

janfleury 19

Sunday 31 May 2015 16:39

Sorry about that OP. Big project or not take a short break and get food. You will work better in the long run.

Cass_x 22

Sunday 31 May 2015 16:41

Those damn vending machines.. It's always something. My candy usually gets stuck in there -.-

AlyKinks35 21

Sunday 31 May 2015 16:55

vending machines= robbery...most of the time they work fine but every one in awhile they screw you over and it's always when you really want something...