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By Noname - 17/03/2009 20:35 - United States

Today, I had a gymnastics meet. I thought I was done with my period, but when I was up on the beam warming up my routine, one of my coaches called me down and told me that I apparently wasn't. My coach goes around asking my teammates moms if they had any pads. My dad caught this all on tape. FML

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By GoDiarrhea - 04/03/2010 18:52 - Argentina

Today, I came down with sudden diarrhea while at taekwondo practice. I discreetly called my dad for a pickup, but on our way out, he told my instructor that I had to go because I was "shitting my pants with fear". He did this in front of all my classmates. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2014 05:00 - Australia - Darlinghurst

Today, a new session started for my swimming squad. I walked down to the pool, tripped over a stray equipment bag, and belly-flopped into the pool in front of everyone, fully clothed. I'm the coach. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2013 17:19 - United States - Lake Ariel

Today, I got my period, and had to rush to my parents' bathroom for some pads. They'd put all our wrapped presents in their bathroom. As I was looking, my dad thought I was opening presents and barged in, only to see me with my pants around my ankles. Now he won't stop laughing. FML

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By suckatlifeeexo - 25/04/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I was at a swim meet. I was on a relay team and I was the anchor. My team was in 1st. I was ready to dive in when I saw my tampon string was hanging out of my suit. I freaked, slid off the block, and fell on top of the guy before me and gave him a concussion. We got DQed for a false start FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2009 01:26 - United States

Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. FML

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By Crampon - 27/03/2009 19:15 - United States

Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML

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By Doodle - 02/08/2010 00:20 - United States

Today, I was coaching at a swim meet. I heard a few of my swimmers screaming about a huge wasp on my head, so I told everyone to stay calm because we didn't want to upset the wasp. Unfortunately, I was interrupted by another coach from our team hitting me repeatedly on the head with a clipboard. FML

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By DesperateBich - 28/11/2018 14:00

Today, I was in band rehearsing for a big concert coming up. Since the band was practicing with the orchestra and there weren’t enough seats, we had to stand. My back was facing everyone when my friend tapped me on the shoulder and pointed to my ass. I got my period and everyone saw the stain. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 04:49 - United States

Today, while practicing my gymnastics routine on the uneven bars, I was so distracted by my teammates' conversation about a party later that I miscalculated my flip and smacked my head on a bar. Ten stitches and a concussion later, I was left alone in the hospital. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2022 09:00 - Algeria - Tipaza

Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML

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acc093 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 23:34

and #4, shut up you dont have a right to call any of it gross until you actually have to experience it. which you wont considering you're a guy, an arrogant and ignorant one.

acc093 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 23:32

agh! feel so bad for you. my periods pretty crazy too. i remember about 2 years ago i thought mine had ended too, and i got up from my seat in class and when i was about to sit back down i noticed the people around me staring at me. i looked down and my seat was all red and smudged with blood. yikess.. but then again, at least it wasnt caught on tape.....

Comments

dabears554 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 23:26

first!

latuka 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 23:28

that sucks ballz. i remember back when i first got my period, i was wearing a white skirt and when i gave up to give my presentation the entire class let me know. at least it wasn't on tape. your dad is going to let this one go for a while..

luvtheknot 6

Tuesday 1 June 2010 0:05

so visit YouTube then watch your embarassment ok lol ko fyl

dg72592_fml 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 23:28

oy vey...

greenman_fml 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 23:31

I'm a ******* retard guys, LOL.

Alicia_Raven7 0

Wednesday 14 April 2010 4:20

youre stupid. -.- we cant help it. they are often unexpected! Guys have no idea >.>

TheEndofHumanity 1

Sunday 20 June 2010 8:38

its something natural... nothing wrong with it. anyways by u saying it wont happen again after u get pregnant, do u mean that pregnancy, u wont have ur period ever again? cuz if u r, then i think u need some classes on sex ed

TheEndofHumanity 1

Sunday 20 June 2010 8:40

do u mean that after pregnancy*

zac12345 0

Monday 28 June 2010 10:29

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ trolled

fanceh 10

Monday 20 June 2011 5:48

obvious virgin is obvious.

jetfizzle 3

Sunday 3 July 2011 10:16

wow. you should be ashamed of your self. go die in a hole, I hope you never procreate or even have sex for that matter.

uknowitsJAIME 0

Monday 22 August 2011 19:58

How is it gross? Your a guy you don't see it it's natural stfu

buttercupp2137 0

Sunday 18 September 2011 20:31

omg. I can't believe how much an idiot you are. you should be ashamed you were even born. fyl.

gothhottie 5

Thursday 10 November 2011 14:18

Stfu ur such a dumb asss its not like can control it

abbiepearson_ 9

Monday 8 October 2012 5:03

Lol shutup asshole.

acc093 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 23:32

sillypun 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 23:33

either that or take precautions. it happens every month. grow up and take care of your shit.

moonpie66 1

Tuesday 25 October 2011 6:02

U are an idiot

orileyfg 0

Thursday 29 December 2011 6:31

Go make out with your cat

acc093 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 23:34

and #4, shut up you dont have a right to call any of it gross until you actually have to experience it. which you wont considering you're a guy, an arrogant and ignorant one.

plethora 3

Tuesday 17 March 2009 23:38

And thus a lesson was learned: always carry pads/tampons for a couple of exra days, even after you think your period's finished. ...Or go on the pill. The pill's great! Oh, and #4. You make me feel stabbity.