By Z'ev - 05/04/2013 16:34 - United States - New York

Today, I went to get my car fixed. There was a vending machine in the waiting room, and I was hungry. The snacks were overpriced, but I still had a little money left over. I noticed a bag of Cheetos hanging loose, so I paid for them, hoping to get two bags. They both got stuck. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 483
You deserved it 10 043
Black Friday: Sales and crazy situations
Shopping stories where discounts aren't the only surprises! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

friedpwnadge 25

Guess you lost all your chips on that bet.

150 4

Comments

friedpwnadge 25

Guess you lost all your chips on that bet.

150 4
wldd0g 9

Some gambles in life were never suppose to pay off. Who knows how old they were. What if the bag had given him worms??

15 1
CheckItOutItsYou 7

Now that's how you make a quality comment.

3 10
SirCharles83 13

If you chase two rabbits, they both get away.

12 1
PoopNuggetLeader 4

He could have sued and then got all the Cheetos he wanted.

1 1
SliceOfCake 9

I find comments like these so unnecessary.

32 1
Sandman366 6

15-I wish they'd have a vending machines of you. Both the picture and the person behind it - one for food, one for intelligence.

12 2
kevsandy303 12

If you shake it hard enough, you can get it all for free. That's what she said

19 5
Brandonep 13

4- doesn't those machines have a label not to do that because it kills people?

3 0
Uhscanherdarklee 10

^^^ba dum cha...He's here all day folks. Be sure to tip your waiters and waitresses. :-)

4 3
lolfood 24

A lot of people actually die by doing that.

1 6
Uhscanherdarklee 10

From what? Having sex with vending machines or putting condoms on them...(Sorry, I honestly could not resist.)

10 0
gracehi 31

This is why I always carry anti-zombie device. It comes in handy in all kinds of situations, such as this one, not just the unlikely event of a sudden zombie apocalypse.

2 25
gracehi 31

You know. The handy-dandy anti-zombie device. You don't have one? Boy, are you behind the times. Btw, *my anti-zombie device, if that accidental omission is the source of your confusion.

3 16
gracehi 31

As advertised, you can also use the handy-dandy anti-zombie device to not only destroy zombies, but muggers, rapists, and withholding vending machines. I got mine for six easy payments of $19.95 plus shipping and handling. You should really look into it. I am a very satisfied costumer myself.

3 19
gracehi 31

**** you guys. I'm the Queen of Comedy. t('.'t)

3 10
pmadNess 16

May it be time for the queen to be dethroned?

8 1
gracehi 31

OFF WITH YOUR HEAD! *Decapitates 53 with anti-zombie device* See, guys? I told you this thing comes in handy.

2 8
perdix 29

So, you tried to steal the bag that belonged to the poor schmuck before you? Serves you right, ya crook. If you succeeded, they would have caught you orange-handed!

28 5