By Anonymous - 01/03/2013 00:15 - United States - Brighton

Today, I had to sneak out of work early to pick my 14-year-old son up from school. He and a friend had been found covered in Astroglide, racing each other down the corridor on their bellies. My boss noticed my absence from work, and now my son and I are both on suspension. FML
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Transfusion 8

Should've told your boss why you were leaving and he would've understood.

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Omfgitsmia 15

Why not tell your boss you had to take care of something with your child?

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J08J 20

FYL for what happened to your son, but YDI for sneaking out of work. You should've told your boss, and he could've understood.

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mykalablack4 8

Your story sucks just as bad as your grammar too!

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Bubbelz 25

YDI for giving the wrong example and sneaking out.

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milmac 9

What kind of idiot would "sneak out of work early" without telling the boss where you were going and why? You *totally* deserve to be on suspension. And I don't wonder at all where your kid learned *his* irresponsible behavior.

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viper8608 9

here I will break down how this should have went you " hey I got to leave and take care of something" him "what is that?" you "my son is retarded and I have to pick him up" him "k see you tomorrow" there was that so hard?

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Sir_Swaggington 6

That is hilarious. I can't believe they suspended that kid. It seems like they could've just made him mop the hallway and get detention or something.

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baref00tmama 15

Where did they get that much Astroglide? WHAT exactly is your job, OP?

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BigMac92 11

The son sounds like he knows how to have a good time.

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SammiixSue 13

Why didn't you just tell your boss you needed to pick your son up at school and you'd be back after you dropped him off at home? ******* moron.

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Mahtari 19

Your kid has fulfilled my dream ;_;

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