By Anonymous - 30/05/2012 18:47 - United Kingdom - Barry

Today, I had to sneak out of work to get my daughter from her school. Apparently, she had thought that hurling a bowling ball down the stairs during the lunch hour rush would make her cool. In actual fact, it made her expelled. FML
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skorka 5

Bigger than mine. My parents would have be le shit out of me

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bitch_pleez 10

No, I believe the reason she was expelled is because she no longer has balls.

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nerobluerose 10

Don't get fired for sneaking out to pick up your Expelled daughter. One is enough for today.

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samadams43 0

Apprently bowling balls. Where do you even find those in a school?

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MidnaLink 33

46 daddy probably has one that she snuck in

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xoconnie 8

Was she dared or something because since when is throwing a bowling ball down the stairs "cool"? Does this happen in anyone else's school lol

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LexiMariee16 0

Anybody know where she got the bowling ball in the first place?

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RadikulRam 16

#8 This isn't 9gag, please express all of your "le" on their website.

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truth_spitta 0

OP dropped the ball teaching his kid to think before she acts.... Lol

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tjv3 10

I think your daughter might have some issues

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mhopper 13

She was testing gravity. At least she wasn't discussing it in a cemetery.

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hockeyoceancity 13

Actually if she got three strikes in bowling that'd be a good thing. :p Now gunder balls would be bad.

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hockeyoceancity 13

I know but i want to see how many negatives i can get! i think around 50 in three hours or so. Would you care to make a guess?

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Il_Maestro 6

No guess, but I'd be happy to contribute to your goal.

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Idonebeenhad 17

44's comment is so ironic

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instnt1nfction 17

Don't thumb him down just leave him there

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mhopper 13

Nah, he/she deserves it!!! >:)

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KeyboardWarrior 10

44, A strike in bowling is when you knock down all the pins in 1 go.

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DomDomxoxo 16

44 is a noob it's his/her first comment it's not his/her fault. But (s)he'll learn.

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SirCharles83 13

44- Three* Baseball* And also, you're the "dumb ass"

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SirCharles83 13

I edited my comment because initially I forgot what was spelled wrong (three and baseball). The edit didn't work and now I clearly am the dumb ass. This is what I get for trying to correct someone- for the first time might I add.

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StoryOfTheYear 14

Threads like this are why I come on FML. Not only can you see dumbasses and trolls in their natural habitat, you also get to see them told off.

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melikesfml 11

^^everyone leave this thread or richard simmons will smite you.

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CapnCapes 4

"Strike three" is a baseball reference. Try again.

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bieberfreak18 0

I moderated this ! yay me * London tipton clap*

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emeraldisle 30

At least she will be remembered as the girl who got expelled.

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lacrossebrah13 8

That's not a good thing

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Il_Maestro 6

Thank the Lord. I was afraid she would have been named "Most Likely to Succeed" or "Valedictorian." No, no, this is much better.

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syley 5

Those first 6 words, in 4's comment, mean close to the world to a good number of high schoolers. (I'm giving a reason why the daughter might have done such a stupid act)

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user324234324 1

Being expelled is the least of her worries. Better get ready for all the assault charges.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

There were too many tall white kids wearing red necklaces.

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maxmex13 7

who were also slightly chubby

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MsConfusedd 27

You really needed to sneak out? Wouldn't you be allowed out to help your children?

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yankfan89 27

Not all bosses allow their employees to leave unless it is a medical emergency.

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bieberfreak18 0

I don't know if my comment didn't add or it was thumbed down. I moderated this. Yay.

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lotrgeek 10

Today, my mom snuck out of work to come pick me up from school. She thought hiding my expulsion would make her look like a better parent, but instead it made her look unemployed. FML

ihasbrains 10

That was, by far, one of the stupidest comments I have ever read on FML.

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Cartera 10

You realize that you aren't clever, right? These comments are always the worst.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Guys, shhh. The puppy is sleeeping... ^

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bwtchinheels 0

Go write an FML then.

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mhopper 13

10, was your FML regarding the scared puppy ******** on the carpet? :)

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hellohazel 12

no, OP's daughter did though. and you have to admit, it would be pretty interesting to see a bowling ball roll down the stairs at school

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KiRaKaT 9

Not as cool as a dog rocking the guitar!

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hellohazel 12

haha i've seen that at school actually! it's alright if you're into that sort of thing :p

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chelseaaababyyy 17

35 - Not if you're the one being hit by it.

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ilovesuju 10

I'm not a kid... And I think it's pretty boss

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DocBastard 38

Ilovesuju - The fact that you used "boss" as an adjective invalidates your entire argument. Not to mention the fact that you are indeed a "kid" if either of the people in your profile pic is you.

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ilovesuju 10

Ok well people use that statement all the time so I guess I'm just used to it now, I never thought of analyzing it. Plus my picture was of me, I'm a girl,but I recently changed it and the picture I have now is of a guy in the band "super junior" hence my name "Ilovesuju". It's a celebrity crush.

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ilovesuju 10

And I'm 17, I was talking age-wise, but my personality is still very much like a child haha, I love it

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DocBastard 38

Suju - 17 is very much a kid, trust me. I know, a lot of 17-year olds seem to think they are adults and can take care of themselves. You don't see it until you're well past it, believe me.

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ilovesuju 10

well dont stereotype all 17 year olds as kids

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downtime 12

LOL you think at 17 you aren't still a kid? Even legally you're still a child by law, at least in Australia, and as far as I know that applies in all western countries. Hell, you can't even drink in the US yet, kid.

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ilovesuju 10

whoops,looks like your right, but this isnt worth arguing over so i dont know why you guys care so much about proving if im a kid or not lol

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