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By MGDS - 14/12/2013 05:52 - United States - Pine Grove

Today, I had to take an oral examination. I made it to the last part of the exam, then violently threw up in the middle of my answer. FML

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By foxyreegan - 04/02/2012 05:22 - United States

Today, I choked on my saliva during a medical interview. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2022 18:01 - Australia

Today, I was absolutely busting to poop, so badly that I began to sweat. This was while I was sitting a medical exam, and had to write in depth about the mechanical and chemical process of digestion. FML

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Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML

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Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML

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Today, out of nowhere, I started violently choking on my own saliva and shat myself in the process. FML

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By rune breaker - 23/08/2018 22:05

Today, I got the hiccups during an exam. I wasn't allowed to leave to get a drink of water, so I had to sit there and take my test while hiccuping violently. The teacher ended up sending me to the hall and ripping up my test for "distracting the other students". FML

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By eminem blows cock - 15/06/2012 16:41 - Ireland - Kilflynn

Today, after having stayed up all night studying, all the coffee I'd drank to keep me awake hit my gut with a vengeance. I ended up missing two exams because I was emptying my bowels into the toilet all morning. FML

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By pleasestop - 11/06/2011 08:48 - Australia

Today, I woke up with bowel problems which have been causing me to violently pass wind every couple of minutes. I have to spend the next two hours sitting an exam in dead silence. FML

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By shoeaddiikt - 07/10/2009 07:48 - Australia

Today, I was in an exam and was chewing the end of my pen, stuck on a question. My mouth filled up with ink. I wasn't allowed to leave, so I had to sit for another hour with a foul-tasting blue tongue and a half-working pen. FML

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By Jesstanothergurl - 18/07/2016 19:35 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I had to visit a new office building for a meeting. Halfway through the meeting, I got really nauseous and needed to throw up. I ran to find a bathroom, but got lost and ended up in a printing room. With no other option, I was forced to puke into a large envelope. FML

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Pleonasm 35

Saturday 14 December 2013 12:07

"Now, you tell me if this gets uncomfortable at all" "No it's okay, everything feels fi- GUURAHHHHHHWAEUUKELLELSQUELCH"

FrietvanPiet 16

Saturday 14 December 2013 12:22

Tends to happen if you take it too deep during oral

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150493x 29

Saturday 14 December 2013 13:14

Taking an oral exam to a whole new level

SillyGirl4602 23

Saturday 14 December 2013 13:49

Hopefully your professor will let you re-do that part of the exam. Sorry op!

awilliams44 9

Saturday 14 December 2013 13:53

Maybe you will get extra points for that

foxy_grampa 19

Saturday 14 December 2013 13:58

Were you sick or did your nerves just get to you that badly?

donteatzombies 12

Saturday 14 December 2013 14:09

That.Sucks.So.Bad.

Sports_guy3 28

Saturday 14 December 2013 15:58

I.Don't.Know.

mcm_3 16

Saturday 14 December 2013 14:20

Sly.

Omniprism 14

Saturday 14 December 2013 14:52

I would totally do the same thing. Hope you get a good/decent grade.

perdix 29

Saturday 14 December 2013 15:00

Anyone else want to have her go on a date with the guy who had a coughing fit/asthma attack at the end of his job interview? Their stress-induced maladies would be new FML fodder and the basis of a betting pool. I'm putting in $10 on "explosive diarrhea." Who's in?

Jemm_fml 29

Saturday 14 December 2013 15:10

What -kind- of "oral" exam are we talking about here?

JMichael 25

Saturday 14 December 2013 15:38

That's not the right answer..

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