By Anonymous - 30/04/2012 04:44 - United States - Buena Park

Today, I had to take my 15-year-old daughter to remove the handcuffs her father had placed on her as a joke. He didn't know they were real. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 860
You deserved it 2 519

Same thing different taste

Top comments

FYLDeep 25

Where'd you take her? To the police station, or to the local sex shop where you and me both know those handcuffs came from?...

Placed handcuffs on her "as a joke"? Good cover!?

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XxMoonShadowxX 0

umm why were the hand cuffs on her in the first place.. thats what worries me

firefighterjohn 9

great.. now she wont be kinky when she gets older. bc she had a bad experance with them

perdix 29

Kids, today!! They are into B&D at 15! Back in my day, at 15, we'd be trying to hold hands, not binding them in kinky sex play! Get off my lawn! (That's where I keep my iron maiden.)

oliviaalexandria 3

they were real! as in her dad didn't put them there? she escapeddd and u helped her

Streetracer15 9

Your daughter and you took her to because her father so she has two dads

What...i mean really what are you trying to say there, is it just me that can't understand this comment? The OP is a female so the comment is confusing, maybe you need to facepalm.

KiddNYC1O 20

This is a top "Dafuq did I just read?" moment.

redmane 21

I tried to make sense of this comment, I really tried. I couldn't. What exactly were you trying to say here?

Don't do that, that's ickky, I think all the apple-mac shipping may have corrupted your mind.... :P