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By whatarethisss - 29/01/2016 16:20 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I had to teach my 16-year-old brother how to use a toaster. He thought you just plug it in and wait for it to "pre-heat." FML
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ldhull 16

Just don't tell him to put a fork in it.

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hershelLayton 13

He might be defective. Return him to Walmart. Pretty sure they'll give you a refund

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PandaLord 15

YDI because you obviously toasted every single bread for him for the last 16 years. If you spoil your kid like this it is no wonder that he wont learn simple things like this.

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Zinnie 10

I thought the same until I noticed it says brother. :P

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PandaLord 15

Oops.... thanks for pointing that out :)

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PandaLord 15

still a shoutout to their parents thou.

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koijj 14

did you know that death rates by toasters increase by 7% each year? If the death rate doubles then it could even outrank viruses. that's kinda scary if you think about it.

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Mahcookiez 15

I don't know how to work a toaster, i never had one.

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leogachi 15

@43 I didn't know how to work a toaster until I was 14 because for most of my life we didn't have one. People expect you to know how to do basic things like using a toaster or doing your laundry, but they often forget to teach you how to do them.

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