Halloween and Miscellaneous: Today, I had to tell all the trick-or-treaters that I'd run out...

By candice - 01/11/2011 09:09 - Reserved

Today, I had to tell all the trick-or-treaters that I'd run out of candy. I'd actually bought about $50 worth of candy, but managed to eat all of it by myself, sitting alone in my apartment, exactly like last year. FML

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By trick or not treat - 31/10/2009 22:26 - France

Today, I bought fifteen bags of candy for the trick-or-treaters. I sat outside with a bowl of candy the whole night. Only one person came. FML

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By Fatass - 18/04/2014 05:37 - United States - Knoxville

Today, I lied to the cashier at my local store, saying that I was "nominated to buy the candy for the party" when in actuality I went home and gorged on it alone. FML

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By ananymous - 01/11/2012 03:04 - United States - Spencerport

Today, I was handing candy to a little boy who was trick or treating by himself. He was small enough to grab the candy and run past me into my house. I've been searching my house for two hours and still can't find him. I'm afraid to go to sleep. FML

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By hallofail - 01/11/2012 00:40 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I dressed up like a pirate, dressed my dog as a parrot and bought $30 worth of candy to pass out to trick-or-treaters. I waited by the door for 3 hours. Not one kid came. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2010 00:00 - United States

Today, a kid came Trick-or-Treating at my house. When I told her it was still one more day until Halloween, and that I didn't have any candy, she wound-up her fist, punched me in the groin, and ran off laughing. FML

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Trick it is, then

By Tricked - 01/11/2023 09:00

Today, after a stressful shift at work, I bought three bags of candy to hand out to trick-or-treaters tonight. I didn’t realize until I got home that one bag had a hole in it, and there were three empty M&M wrappers inside. My grocery store sucks. FML

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Halloween, the long wait

By androidjezus - 03/11/2019 18:30

Today, I asked my girlfriend to get a bunch of candy for our first Halloween at our new house, so she got $60 worth. We got into an argument about who was going to give it out. It’s now 9 p.m. No one came to our door all night. FML

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By trickortreat - 01/11/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, while up in my room getting ready to go out, I thought I heard some trick or treaters knocking on the door. I ignored them because I didn't have any candy. The knocking got louder and longer. I walked downstairs, and noticed that the living room ceiling was falling down onto the floor. FML

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By anonymous - 31/10/2011 19:11 - United States

Today, I woke up excited to go trick-or-treating, the treat being candy. Instead, my town has officially postponed Halloween due to blackouts. I guess this is where the trick comes in. FML

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Bigmouth strikes again

By Anonymous - 14/12/2022 18:00

Today, I was pretending to be a mom with my friends, and I was joking how I bought them candy and that it cost me an arm and a leg, only to realize that the cashier only had one arm. FML

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Tuesday 1 November 2011 16:15

Forever AloneD': lmao

xxmarissaaaxx 9

Tuesday 1 November 2011 16:17

How could anyone eat that much candy??

Comments

DrOfTheInternet 6

Tuesday 1 November 2011 16:57

Next year your costume can be a diabetic

lovepotion75 4

Tuesday 1 November 2011 17:03

Gah.. Not as bad as getting pelted with eggs Because you had none left.

purehatred89 5

Tuesday 1 November 2011 17:08

You could just not answer the door...

awkwardaredevil 5

Tuesday 1 November 2011 17:10

I wish I had $50 to blow on candy.....

CraigWilson 9

Tuesday 1 November 2011 19:22

Me too!! At my house we barely scraped together $4 to buy candy at the dollar store. We felt bad when we had to turn kids away after only 10 minutes.

lucyinthesky420 10

Tuesday 1 November 2011 17:11

That is very unhealthy... Cavities here you come!

supatroopa909 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 17:13

you fat azz! diet now before you die!

Okayitwasme 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 17:18

I also had to put a sign up! Get home from work, see the kids coming. Go to the candy stash......my teenage twins ate almost all of it! First group that came I didn't have enough to give out! My sign said,' SORRY NO CANDY', (my kids ate it all) =(. I give out the big bars!!!!! Mental note don't buy candy early!

whiterabbit420 4

Tuesday 1 November 2011 17:20

I bought about $50 worth of candy... For the 200+ kids we get at our door. I had so much left that I told the kids who came after 7 to take the biggest handfuls they could. Still have well over 2 lbs left. If you had half the candy I did that would still be horribly disgusting.