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Same thing different taste
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thats your fault fat ass
It's a b*** when Halloween and PMS coincide, isn't it?
Possible solutions: A: Find a roommate - stop being alone B: If you are a woman - get a vibrator - more fun, less calories C: If you are a man - get **** and jerkoff - more fun, less calories D: Buy candy at the last possible minute so you cannot eat it all E: Buy healthy snacks - the kids will hate you, but if you do eat it all you won't kill yourself F: Don't answer the ******* door - pretty obvious if you ask me Sorry you're all alone - you really need to do something about that or your best friend will become the Liberty Medical Supply delivery man and your T.V. crush will be Wilfred Brimley
Fatass
Thank you for your honesty.
Be careful , you'll become fat and an Halloween hater ...
Maybe you're right but we can't know ...
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Forever AloneD': lmao
How could anyone eat that much candy??