By lex - 14/02/2013 11:01 - United States

Today, I had to use a dictionary before I realized I was being flirted with. FML
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Cbizzlez 10

You must be auxin, because your causing me to have rapid stem elongation.

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possy 19

It's sad that, that is what this world has become. It called common scenes!

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HowieDoIt 21

Steven King's "It" called "common scenes?" I don't normally call people out for this but it's a well-known fact that if you insult intelligence, you should at least have correct grammar/spelling.

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Pleonasm 35

I really enjoy people's misspellings sometimes. It's like: "How on earth did you possibly think it was spelled like that? In what universe is that even phonetic spelling?"

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NicaLovesDisney 17

I really hope that #17's comment was a joke...

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crazytwinsmom 25

Dictionary phone app or online on their phone.

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maz95 17

Oh I do hope you kept the confusion to yourself instead of worrying him with the lack of knowledge.

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EpicSquishii 21

Come back to him with a saucy flirt in another language and redeem yourself!

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shutupAnderson 7

Hopefully you got his number beforehand, there's nothing sexier than a literate man. (Ok maybe a well dressed man too..)

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Acik91 26

I'd rather go for a literate one than the well-dressed one.

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kurodansei 16

I hope the two are not mutually exclusive. I think you should strive for both.

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TheDrifter 23

I thought they were mutually exclusive. All this time I've been searching for well read nude women and let me tell you, they're not easy to find.

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HawkwindFan2016 8

Happy Valentines Day OP

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whY402Jay 12

Terminology of the game has evolved drastically within the past ten years.

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CaptTeemo 10

It's rude to look at your phone while talking.

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