By lex - 14/02/2013 11:01 - United States

Today, I had to use a dictionary before I realized I was being flirted with. FML
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Cbizzlez 10

You must be auxin, because your causing me to have rapid stem elongation.

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crazytwinsmom 25

No less rude than looking at a dictionary you pulled out of your purse or pocket.

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picante72 24

Next time a woman offers you fellatio just nod and agree.

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friedbunnies 9

Wow. You put this on FML? That's the last time I flirt with a mere commoner...

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KiddNYC1O 20

You will definitely need a thesaurus.

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ChazzyWazzy1998 10

If it was a language translation dictionary then FYL, but if it was a plain English one then YDI for being so lame, I do feel sorry for you though OP

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cannonman1863 17

Could be the person doing the flirting was trying to use overly obscure words to sound impressive to the OP

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Satoaoi 13

damn. what a way to flirt

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