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By Anonymous - 24/02/2012 15:05 - Ireland

Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 04:00

Today, I had to use anti-perspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML

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By stanDman - 21/01/2009 20:06 - Canada

Today, I sprayed hair spray under my arms instead of anti-perspirant. I didn't realize it until I went to put my shirt on and couldn't raise my arms. FML

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By ParkerRommel - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2012 07:24 - United States - Everett

Today, I actually used Febreze as a substitute for deodorant. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2011 20:23 - United States

Today, I had an allergic reaction to my deodorant. My armpits wouldn't stop itching, and by the time my shift was over, they were raw and bloody. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2019 04:04

Today, while at work, I was trying to locate the source of the really bad BO wafting around, when I realized I'd forgotten to put on deodorant this morning. I have 5 hours of shame left to go. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2013 10:37 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I realised I sweat so much that I won't be able to go without sticking super pads with wings to my shirt underarms everyday. It makes supermarket trips interesting. Especially as a man. FML

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By OopsieDoopsie - 03/04/2023 04:00 - United States - Ridgewood

Today, I'm so chronically sleep-deprived that I sprayed a bathroom air freshener under my arms instead of my deodorant. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2023 18:00

Today, I was on my way to a relatively important interview when I realized that I'd forgotten to put on antiperspirant. Once seated, I was so nervous that I started sweating profusely under my light blue shirt, and by the end of the whole ordeal I had huge sweat stains under my armpits, down to my elbows. FML

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By Albert - 26/04/2020 17:00

Today, I used up the last of my deodorant for a business meeting on Zoom. FML

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jDCrackpot 7

Friday 24 February 2012 18:46

It's not gross, it's natural. Everyone sweats whether they're a Queen or a lavatory cleaner. If you've got big knockers, you will get boob sweat, and it can get very uncomfortable. OP, try liquid talc rather than spray deodorant, it's pretty cheap and you can find it in the baby care aisle. If you're blessed in the bust department it's a lifesaver on warm days.

dreaswi 3

Friday 24 February 2012 18:40

I think that is actually a good idea.

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yoyo2309 7

Saturday 25 February 2012 2:01

wow i didnt know chicks put deodarant under their boobs, learn something new every day.

stefman13 1

Saturday 25 February 2012 2:17

This would've been better if at the end you said ... I'm a guy.

Rainbowbright99 4

Saturday 25 February 2012 2:23

(facepalm) you are totally right... Lets pretend I said I found a weiner... I'm a dude...

Jannettecooks 1

Saturday 25 February 2012 2:29

I just threw up in my mouth.

thisblowsaton 4

Saturday 25 February 2012 3:01

It wasn't the smell, OP had sweaty boobs. If u are a D cup or above, it's one of the first places to sweat.

kingrattus 3

Saturday 25 February 2012 3:03

Enjoy your cancer. The study has been out for over 10yrs. Don't put that stuff near your boobs!!

patriot09 6

Saturday 25 February 2012 3:06

So? Deodorant is supposed to be used under arms and on main body, mainly upper body. It's just not missing a spot

zack11289 3

Saturday 25 February 2012 3:24

Weight loss? Maybe?

hamtaro331 0

Saturday 25 February 2012 4:05

Just say you went swimming

Badbrock 6

Saturday 25 February 2012 4:13

Let me lift them up once in a while so they can breathe ;)

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