Useless

By Albert - 26/04/2020 17:00

Today, I used up the last of my deodorant for a business meeting on Zoom. FML
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Unprofessionnal

By Anonymous - 21/08/2024 14:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was in a Zoom meeting. I usually have tape over my camera and pretend it's busted so I don't have to perform like a circus monkey, but I forgot that I'd removed it to chat with my cousin last night. I was halfway through eating a mango when my boss paused mid-speech and said, “Is now really the best time for that?” The meeting went silent. FML
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RichardPencil 30

You dummy! All you had to do was mute your smell and you'd be fine. Look at the tool bar: First, there's the microphone icon. Click on it to mute your sound or unmute it. Next, the camera icon controls the video. What you need is the third, the poop emoji. Click on that and your stench doesn't get transmitted through the "tubes."

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sickerthanyou 13

Wow, technology is amazing!, now you can smell over video!

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RichardPencil 30

You dummy! All you had to do was mute your smell and you'd be fine. Look at the tool bar: First, there's the microphone icon. Click on it to mute your sound or unmute it. Next, the camera icon controls the video. What you need is the third, the poop emoji. Click on that and your stench doesn't get transmitted through the "tubes."

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Cody Engelke 15

I... what. It took me a few moments to realize what was wrong with this, then it clicked and got worse. (Edit: fixed grammar)

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sickerthanyou 13

Wow, technology is amazing!, now you can smell over video!

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